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Twice the Wish
“So, you’re telling me I can have any wish I like, but my worst enemy Carl gets twice of whatever I wish for?” Robert asked the imp.
“Yes.” Said the imp.
Robert thought hard, then made his wish with a smile.
Later, pretty Bobbi was walking down the street in her new high heels, and then she stopped.
“I should go see how Carla is doing being twice the woman I am now.” She said with a smile.
Comments
a variation
on an old joke, but well done.
thanks
thanks, LoneWolf
Glad you liked it.
giggle
thanks for the smile.
you're welcome, Tels
glad you liked it.
Nice one
Saw it coming,didn,t care,enjoyed it anyway.Cheers me dear.
devonmalc
thanks, Devonmaic
glad you liked it, even if its a little obvious.
Absolute genius! ^_^
*HuggleSnugglePurrKissLickyourface* <3
you've got me blushing, extravagance
huggles, cuddles, and scratches behind the ears.
In An Ancient Male Version
The protagonist wishes for his dick to hang down to his knees,
Joanne
sounds rather like a man
giggle.
Thanks for the comment.
Reminds me of an old Army running cadance.
Don't let your ding-a-ling dangle in the dirt
Pick up your ding-a-ling and tie it to your shirt
"ding-a-ling"?
O...kay....
Men. Always about the equipment. What can you do with them?
If you lay them right first time,
you can walk all over them for the rest of your life. :)
In that respect, men and carpets have something in common.
I'll have to take your word for that one
I'd much rather find a nice girl to cuddle with ...
Indeed,
you'd probably appreciate this one more...
You have to keep them in the dark and stamp on them, in order to get them to mature into something presentable.
In that respect, men and grapes have something in common.
Twice the Wish
Twice the woman? Oh my! LOL!
May Your Light Forever Shine
Snicker
That was delightful!
I wasn't sure what the punch line was going to be, but I figured Robert would be asking for C cups or something like that. I like your version much better.
Thanks, Ray
I'm glad you liked it.
twice
Maybe Carla has an identical twin sister.
maybe, Jennifer
I guess that's one way the wish could have gone.
Thanks for commenting.