Retiring Gracefully

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“Not long now, Bill. Looking forward to retirement?”

Janice made the coffee, then we both checked and dealt with the early morning post. The ever-increasing amount of junk mail was just one aspect of life I wouldn’t miss. In fact, the only thing I would miss would be our early morning chats.

Janice would tell me all about her children and grandchildren; her husband, also coming up for retirement; her holidays; her hobbies; her sciatica, her hilarious recent visit to her optician (“Cover the right eye; read the chart with your left. What do you mean, “What chart?””)

She would occasionally ask about my interests. With no wife and no children, it was fairly easy to return the subject of the conversation to Janice.

“I am looking forward to it, Janice. In fact, I can hardly wait.”

“What are you going to do, Bill? We’ve worked together for ten years and I still know little about you. I know you’ve no family. You don’t seem to socialise with anyone at work, yet you don’t seem unhappy. You’ve obviously looked after yourself and haven’t run to fat like most of the blokes here.

“I can’t make you out; you seem well read, well educated and as aware of what’s going on in the world and in the office as anyone I could name, but there’s something about you, a mystery, that’s got to me over the last ten years.”

“Well, I couldn’t tell you all my secrets, could I?” I joked as we consigned another dead tree to the recycle bin.

“Are you going to the party?”

“I thought about not bothering but I suppose I ought to go; I’ll never see anyone from the office again so it’ll be an opportunity to say goodbye.”

She looked a bit stunned. “Aren’t you going to keep in touch with those who are still here mopping up the debris?”

“No: clean break, clean start.”

“That sounds as though you’ve got it all planned out.”

“Yep. New town, new me.”

“What do you mean; “new me?””

“You’ll see at the party.”

Friday October nineteenth. Janice kept giving me funny looks all day, until some director appeared and we were all chucked out at three o’clock. I smiled at her as I said, “Bye Janice, see you this evening.”

The company had hired a big function room at a local hotel, put several thousand pounds behind the bar and arranged a disco.

I glanced across the room and noticed Janice talking with a group of other women. I casually wandered over and put my glass of wine on a nearby table.

“Hello, may I join you? I’m on my own; I’m Sarah, by the way. Sarah Holderness.”

Janice’s face was a picture. After a few moments, that felt like a few minutes, she shook her head and then smiled.

“Hello Sarah, I’m so pleased to meet you after all these years.”

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Short, but sweet.

Short, to the point, yes sweet and accepting. Nice ~_^


-Christelle

"Fun-loving geek-chick looking for someone who doesn't give a damn about her past"


-Christelle

"Fun-loving geek-chick who's addicted to sunlight!"

Good one. Left me grinning.

Good one. Left me grinning.

Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue

Thanks Susan

A fun read.

I Think That Gwen Would

Love this story. Me, I find it sweet and sentimental.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Thankyou everyone

It almost did happen this way, except that my colleague did know about my other self and gave ma a lift to the party. Hey, if I told it like it was, there'd be no story!

Oh, and I was a mere child of 56 at the time!

Susie

Thanks for the story

Thanks again for the story.

I quite liked it.

KR

Just brought a quiet chuckle ...

... to my lips. I wondered what would have happened if I'd done the same when I slipped quietly away from work for the last time with no intention of seeing any of my ex-colleagues again. It was never going to happen - my wife would have objected I think and I do everything she tells me ;) hmmmm ;)

Nicely done - thanks

Geoff

Saw It Coming

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But it was a Susan Heywood special and so still gave me a chuckle,
Joanne

Fun story

It made me smile.

Ray

Nice

A real feel good piece.
Hilltopper

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A grin and a chuckle

Nice short and yet sweet and to the point. Even when I knew it was coming you got a grin and a chuckle from me. :)

hugs!

grover

Beautifully done ...

... and a definite "keeper".

Deni

Rare Story

No. . .make that -- well done.

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Thank you everyone

I'm really amazed that I received so many votes and comments from only such a short piece and 600-odd reads. That is so encouraging; thank you so much.

I don't know what prompted this short-short at this particular time but from initial idea to posting took just a couple of hours.

Susie

Short and sweet!

Short and sweet!

A short, sweet and complete

A short, sweet and complete little tale that said it all in a few words. Got any more of these little gems hidden away? J-Lynn

:)

Funny and quite cool :)

Almost autobiographical...

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...I almost missed this story. And if it is really an almost autobiographical story, where are Jude Law and Clive Owen? Love you madly, my dear!


She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Possa Dio riccamente vi benedica, tutto il mio amore, Andrea

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

How did I miss this gem! FOUND IT! LOVED IT!

I love just looking through this Big Closet of ours! You never know what you'll find stashed over here and more over there...

Hey Susan this was fantastic! Better late than never I always say. Why am I always late though? GEEZE!

Huggles Susan
Angel

"Be Your-Self, So Easy to Say, So Hard to Live!"

"Be Your-Self, So Easy to Say, So Hard to Live!"