so anyway …
got invited to spend a weekend at some friends’ country pile n we’re not talking rural haemorrhoids here but natural stone on natural stone all done n age ago by hairless apes now there ain’t no way k-jo could be a country girl but a Country House girl is somethin I could sure get accustomed to (or should that be a costumed to?) like I already got a handle on country etiquette like wedges not stilettoes on the coquet lawn, white knickers under the tennis dress (with double frills of course) n pointin your little pinkie skyward when sippin one’s Pimms see k-jo could fit in as unseemly as n extra from Downton Abbey waddever, not evrythin works right out rural coz these friends like they’re loaded n have this big sundial in the garden n I turned right up to full but it still rained so anywaay, following my rustic adventure am thinkin of addin some country style to my winter wardrobe now don’t you go worryin none, we’re not talking denim bibs n braces li’l ol k-jo has no plans to go all Saggy Bottom Boys I’ll leave that to George Clooney (or Rosemary as I imagine she’s know in certain bars) but I was wondrin about a little, short cropped bright red huntin jacket n for accessories I’ve got these lovely real soft leather black fitted knee boots on 4” straight heels that’d look just killer with a neat pair of silver spurs I almost bought the boots in red patent but you mighta noticed I got an application in to join the Ninja Girls so I figured black would be better suited to night ops got my code name sorted out already (you know how us Ninja Girls is all named after birds, right?) so I’m Wagtail but am tryin to hold off buyin too many more sets o shoes til I get final word on my commissionin from PD coz while I got plenty o black in my wardrobe it’s all either too tight for unrestricted marital arts or shows too much skin n I don’t wanna be blackin up my back n shoulders just to give a quick squeeze on a hair trigger Kalashnikov n toss off a couple o grenades so anyroadup, I’m also sort of thinkin that Ninjas n sequins might not be n ideal mix though they make n intrestin reverse rhyme n yet to get a reply on my questions regardin dangly earrings like is there a maximum length for hand2hand combat n can they be sparkly anywaay, pickin up on those comments n PMs from DD6 in regard to a couple a references I made to bein between sets no I wasn’t performin in a band though I do sing now n again it was a photography job in an electrical goods store shootin a new cattylog of all the different TVs they sell n we’re talkin tubes, plasmas n LCDs here not gaffs, falsies n LBDs so they had like this mock-up of a cosy front room with a camera set up behind the sofa n k-jo was posed cross-legged on the sofa in front of the TV with the camera set to just get my knees n feet in the picture to like put the consumer in that front room in front of that TV so for different shots I wore different coloured stockins n different shoes so it looked like it was different people in each pic n I'll have to think of a different word for different waddever, even had to wear plaid slippers on one shot but it’s writ in all my modlin contracts that my face can never appear in the same shot as slippers so at least no permanent shame so anywaay, after each set of shots was taken I got a 15 minute break while they wheeled out one TV set n wheeled in the next so between sets I was able to do some bloggin while make-up switched my stockins, shoes or nail polish n if you think it was a weird day for me spare a thought for the poor make-up girl who spent 12 hours on her knees looking up my skirts at least my panties started out clean n matched my garter-belt, unlike today! Keep ‘em puckered ...
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