Ditz Diary

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So anyway ....
finally got up the courage to sign up with this great site BCTS and whadyaknow but I must have hit the wrong button or something coz it din't set up right and I couldn' find the missing links. Felt like a real Charlie Darwin til DAW put me right, bless. Had the foresight to post an image so even a ditz like me could understand - you know 'a picture paints a thousand ships' as Tele Savalis once said to Helen's wooden horse. Anyroadup, Erin was in instant Clark Kent type action (does she wear her tights under her knickers?)and here I am all on-line and ready to offload with my first blog entry. Have already been putting my comments about a bit and hope I'm not coming across all mouth and no pantyliners. Appreciate I'm just a two-day newbie, but I have been reading for months, honest, and bin through a lot of the back cattylog, but have to admit to being opinionated and will do my bestest to keep it nice, but if I lose balance, well, blame it on my heels. Waddever, I hope you can also give me a bit of patience, like that DAW who has the patience of a Simon Templar and found my incompetance amusing rather than annoying as already today I double posted, embarassing enough on its own but I had to double post a reply headed 'Blonde' apologising for my previous idiocy. Like, how many twists can a girl put in her pink satin bikinis! Anywaay, to get facing back the right way on the interstate, thanks for having me, try not to get annoyed at me and I'll do my best to scatter smiles - that's scatter as in throw them around like breadcrumbs, not as in drop a teapot at a pigeon party. That's all for today clucks, have to keep it brief as suffering from a broken pinkie nail, will update later on my newbie progress and hope this blog is more longlasting than this new lipstick I tried this morning. Keep 'em puckered ...
k-jo

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Naw...

Daniela Wolfe's picture

It was not your fault that you lacked the ability to post. What I learned from correspondence with Erin is that due to some rather lovely spam accounts it takes Erin a while to go through each account to activate certain features for new users.

We've all had our embarrassing moments here on the Topshelf. I'm sure no one will hold it against you.

Welcome aboard. The folks hereabouts are generally a fun-loving bunch.


Have delightfully devious day,

Kaw

You'd be surprised what's been held against me in the past, but thanks for your help and the welcome and the folks hereabouts have been great. k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Gigglefits.

I like you already!

As DAW said, don't fret it. But then... I do know how much harder that is to practice than it is to preach...

Abigail Drew.

On the team

I do hope so Ms Colleen, you have certainly made me feel the warmth so I can see why you're an angel. Will aim to keep the occasional giggle headed your way. k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Honour

Two days in and a comment from the Abiverse, feel highly honoured Ms Drew and hope for more giggles ahead.
k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Gigglefits.

D'aww. Don't be trying to go and give me a big head now.

BTW. Love the sig!

Abigail Drew.

Fitting

thanks, and may your giggles always fit. k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Honour

Two days in and a comment from the Abiverse, feel highly honoured Ms Drew and hope for more giggles ahead.
k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Ditz Diary 2

Any comment with hugs is fine by me Veronica. I don't know about the name, but my bra is certainly home to my celebrity couple and they do need all the help they can get. Ditz Diary 2 is now posted so it's at least regular this weekend, we'll have to see what the future brings. Do plan to post a story at some point. Thanks for your warm welcome and valued encouragement k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Ditz Diary

Actually, Superman, Batman, wear their tights under briefs, and lady figure skaters, dancers, majorettes, and cheerleaders wear either tan tights or pantyhose under their respective knickers.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

bow

Thanks for commenting, I hope it made you chuckle and bow to your expertise. k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me

Welcome.

I am almost as new. I have lurked for years and finally read such beautiful stories I had to comment. I have been accepted rather quickly even though I can be annoying. I look forward to seeing more of your posts. I play a struggling author on this site and I play it well since it will be a long time before anything I have worked on will be ready for human consumption. Have fun here I know I do. Smiles, Jenn.


I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Consumable

Thanks for your kind support Jenn C, posting stuff here is maybe part of the process of making our writing consumable. I'm certainly having fun and hopfully creating some smiles along the way. k-jo

I was lying down minding my own business when life came by and drove right over me