(With apologies to Lennon/McCartney)
Laika Pupkino ~ 2020
is a loser. That’s his main attack word. The worst thing in his world is
to be a loser. To avoid being called a loser he will do or say anything.”
~Jack O'Donell, former manager of Taj Mahal Casino, Atlantic City NJ
[To the tune of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f70Z3cvrQd0 ]
He's a loser
He's a loooooser...
It's the thing that he most fears to be
My friend you've lost and you're out on your ass
It's time you acted with a bit of class
Screaming “they cheated” and playing pretend
Can only take you so far in the end...
He's a loser, not a victim of duplicity
He's a loooooser, and I won't let him get near to me
His father taught him that to be a man
You must fuck over everyone you can
And it's a weakness to be fair or kind
Old Daddy Fred really poisoned his mind...
He's a loser, though he tweets all night so boastfully
He's a loooooser, just a mass of insecurities
He'll take credit for your accomplishments
But shifts the blame soon as things turn to shit
Hurling cruel insults is his favorite game
He falls apart, though, if you do the same
He's a loser, with his every whim you must agree
He's a loooooser, or else you are his enemy
His motivation's transparently thin
For claiming victory was stolen from him
Better false claims of fraud and dirty tricks
Than to admit he stepped on his own dick...
He's a loser, and bereft of all self-honesty
He's a loooooser, and it's time he faced reality
Of all the schemes he has tried and has failed
This is the one that should land him in jail
He was our brave new messiah, he claimed
Too bad the guy's just not right in the brain...
He's a Loser, though he postures patriotically
He's a loooooser, his real song's “My Country 'Tis of Me!”
Comments
Uh
Yeah....
Love, Andrea Lena
Gee...
I wonder whom this could be about. (Snicker) ;-) I have to admit that I'm unfamiliar with most of the Beatles' songs.
-- Daphne Xu
Me, The People
Move along now! Nothing to see here.....and I mean nothing!
These...
... aren't the droids you're looking for.
-- Daphne Xu
Help!
Let It Be
Jill
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Salesmanship
I had an exclusive contract to sell this terrific product. The contract almost assured I would be wealthier than what I had ever dreamed. And, if I played things right I could pass the contract on to my kids.
I came out of the gates and grew my market share to a solid 43%. The only problem was I had to find a way to increase that share to 51% or I would lose my contract.
My plan was to work solely on keeping everyone of my customers who made up that 43%. To do that I had to work closely with some people who delivered my products for me. Those people were easy to keep in line because I had been given dossiers on everyone of them that would ruin them if they weren't loyal.
It seemed air-tight that I could maintain that market share and that my total sales would go up from $63 million four years ago to over $74 million this year. The only way I could lose my contract seemed to be if someone cheated me.
My personal attorney, a man known to everyone in the country, has assured me that if people cheat we'll take it to the courts. I've prepared for that eventuality by buying myself several judges in key positions.
In short, I can't lose. Daddy would have been proud of how strong I am.
In my spare time I've been learning how to play the fiddle.
Angela Rasch (Jill M I)
Speaking of fiddles
Wasn't there an old song? The Devil Lost the Recount in Georgia?
Love, Andrea Lena