Nursery Drabble - Half a Pound of Lucy

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Nursery Drabble - Half a Pound of Lucy

by Maeryn Lamonte

Melanie Ezell's big closet ultimate writer's challenge – Drabble Rabble

Half a pound

Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Stick it in some old hose,
Pop them in the cups of my bra,
I'm a girl and nobody knows.

Up and down the City road,
Wearing six inch heels,
Strutting in my slinky dress,
Oh how good it feels.

Lucy

Lucy Locket lost her pocket
Dr Fisher removed it;
Not a gonad was there in it
And you'll never guess where they shoved it.



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"And you'll never guess where they shoved it."

Hmmm. I have a guess....

And I've tried the rice thing. It can get messy if you develop a leak ...

Dorothycolleen

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

Nursery Drabble - Half a Pound of Lucy

Cute

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