Religious Bras, FYI!

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Religious Bra
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Do you need a laugh?? What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. '

' What type of bra?' asked the clerk.

'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'

'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.'

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded,'It is all really quite simple.'

The Catholic type supports the masses;
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright;
The Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD,
E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs.
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain.
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!

They forgot the German bra.

Holtzemfromfloppen

Happy New Year
LoL
Rita

Comments

Thanks Rita,

ALISON

I just love your sense of humor,but you forgot HESTIA," holds every size t** in Australia/America."

ALISON

Religious Bras, FYI!

GROAN! LOL! :)

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

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Angharad's picture

when I was a school kid, was nationalities:

the Chinese held the masses, Russian upheld the fallen, British kept them stiff and upright and the American made mountains out of molehills.

I've heard religion applied to inflatable sex dolls: Catholic one looks guilty, the protestant one keeps its legs crossed, the Jewish one has a slot for money and the Muslim one, blows itself up.

Angharad

Angharad