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Lorelei did such a good job on various Hellish problems that she got kicked upstairs. No! Not up THERE, just into the Bureaucracy of Hell. The Big Guy Down Below has a cruel sense of humor.

Oh, Joy.

And now a new problem! Lillith, Queen of Temptresses, Mother of Succubae, has been canned — literally! Jade has her in a canning jar displayed as a trophy.

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There's only one thing Lorelei can do. Sit on Lillith's throne to keep peace among the Succubae while moving ahead with Hell's agenda—including maintaining the Truce with Heaven—and figuring out how to get Lillith's pretty butt out of the Can!

Oh, Bliss!


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You know, some days it just doesn’t pay to get out of bed. Like today, for example. Here I am, Lorilei, the hot shot newbie in Hell, confirmed leader of a full sub-clan that includes roughly twenty-five Succubae (that number fluctuates as more are added, or one is seconded to another assignment.) Hey, us Succubae, or Lillith’s Daughters, are very much in demand by just about every Lord in Hell, and a few from Heaven off and on. (though we don’t talk about that, the Big Guy Upstairs doesn’t like it.) A constantly changing number of unattached souls, nominal control of the sub-clan Hell’s Valkyries, one Mischievous Imp, and a Hellhound.

And what do I spend most of my time doing? Paperwork! Umpteen forms in triplicate that all have to be signed by yours truly, then forwarded to Mother Lillith’s offices. Sheesh! That doesn’t count having them taken to the damned notary to verify that I’m the one who signed them!

Then I have to verify the verification. Let me tell you paperwork is hell. Literally. Who do you think invented red tape in the first place? Some idiot demon who thought keeping track of how many beans some poor condemned soul had to snort up his or her nose was a wonderful idea, that’s who.

I was sitting in my office -- yes office. Now that I was head of a sub-Clan, I had one of those. With all the attendant details that involved. Like the stack of junk mail I was glaring at without scaring it one bit.


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Kindle bounced the book once, claiming it was published elsewhere. We resubmitted and it took, but we hadn't realized that they took it off KU on the first bounce. I just put it back on.

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Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Happy Camper!

Now, I can add it to my list!

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S