Don't take running water for granted.

Printer-friendly version

Author: 

Taxonomy upgrade extras: 

I did today. It proved to be somewhat disastrous! =P
I attended to my womyn's issues today, with Nair. I applied it to the areas I wasn't courageous enough to wax. When the maximum safe contact time of 10 minutes had passed, I went to wash it (and in theory the hair also) off. Turned on the shower...

...

...no water.

O_O

After about 15 minutes of frantic (by the standards of my character) attempts at washing it off with small spurts of water that decided to come out intermittently, I realized this was too unreliable and too little too slow. I also realized that my emergency water supplies (about half a litre) were not fit for such an emergency either.
I went downstairs in a desperate attempt to find a means of restoring the water flow, and discovered that it WAS in supply downstairs. A minor pressure loss had chosen the worst possible time to manifest itself... I hastily grabbed a bucket, and filled it up and took it upstairs. By dunking my water bottle in the bucket and pouring the water over me (repeated several times), I was able to get all the Nair off (most of the hair too, I had to consider this a bonus under such circumstances!) after a total contact time of FORTY minutes.

I know I'm a Cheeky Drama Princess, but I'm also rather red and sore... ...on parts of me I'm not exactly supposed to HAVE. =P
I just hope that today's fiasco doesn't prove to be a complication when the time comes for the surgical intervention to turn those parts into what they should be. = (

Comments

Much longer

Angharad's picture

and you might not have needed surgery! Can I smell burning?

Angharad :)

Angharad

Old joke

I am terribly sorry to write this, but I am reminded of the old joke that starts "Do you smoke after sex?"

Don't be,

Extravagance's picture

even I can laugh about it at this stage. :'D

Catfolk Pride.PNG

Only if

Extravagance's picture

you have VERY powerful olfactory senses. I can't smell burning, and my nose is only a few feet from the impact site...
Still, I'm sure you're glad that your SR surgeons didn't resort to simply putting Nair on your package and going out for a smoke or twelve. = )

Catfolk Pride.PNG

Y'all are cruel!

But I'm laughing like crazy! Sexy Girl, I hope ya feel better soon!

Wren

Thanks,

Extravagance's picture

but I'm really just being me about it. I'll be fine. If any permanent effect DOES arise from this incident, It'll probably be a case of my future vagina (my preferred reference to it even at this stage!) being more sensitive on one side than the other! = )

Catfolk Pride.PNG

Twilight At The Balcony...

But WHY the loss? Was somebody showering or washing a car?

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

.

Extravagance's picture

That was the title for Beverly Colleen's recent blog post Stan! = )
But anyways, I did notice the road being dug up at the junction. Probably a bit of work being done on the main pipes.

Catfolk Pride.PNG

Ow -oww- ooowwoooo.

So that's what the expression 'Hot to trot' means.

Please please tell me you live near a lake or a river.

Growing old disgracefully.

bev_1.jpg

No such luck.

Extravagance's picture

The river is about half a mile away, and that's as the crow flies. Weaving in and out of the buildings and the people of a major population center in naught but a dressing gown and slippers? I probably wouldn't even make it.
Besides, urban rivers are DIRTY. I'd still have to shower after such a dunking. YuckyYuckyYucky. XP
Anyway, I appreciate your concern.

Catfolk Pride.PNG

I hate it when that happens!

When I was living in Sankt-Peterburg, they would shut off the water at times, sometimes seemingly at random, for up to a month at a time. Worse, since in most places hot water came from a boiler central to several buildings, they would usually shut off one or the other (especially so, as the hot "culinary" water also supplied the radiators; yum! not!). Having the hot water shut off was frustrating, but cope-able, as one could generally boil a couple of gallons and use that to clean off or to clean dishes, floors, washbasins, etc.

MUCH worse, however, was when they shut off the cold water for a full month in the middle of summer. >.< I could fill the tub with hot water all right. Of course, if I wanted to leave my skin intact (since the water was right in the 90-95° range out of the tap; Celsius, not Fahrenheit), I had to fill the tub in the morning, and, if I was lucky, by the time I came home in the evening, it was cooled enough to get into. >.< Also, the toilet was connected, of course, to the cold water, and so I had to keep a bucket at hand to flush. >.< Lastly, I had been provided with a rather expensive, and very effective, water filtration unit. Three stages, the last of which cost nearly $200 US to replace, and which, supposedly, was filtering out most of the heavy metals endemic to the public water supply there. Right after the instruction to change the filters according to schedule and only according to schedule (no faster or slower, as both had happened and caused problems a-plenty) came the stern warning to never use it with hot water. >.< That's right, I had to take trips two or three times a week to another of the group's apartments to get water I dared use to brush my teeth or cook with or even to drink. >.<

Fortunately, I never did try to Nair myself there. Shaving was bad enough...

Edit: Also, there is no way in hell you would have gotten me to go for a dip in the Neva river. >.< It may be the fourth largest river in Europe in terms of sheer volume of water flowing through it, despite being one of the shortest, but the Soviets apparently took that as a challenge, given the number of heavy-industry plants on its shores just within city boundaries (and given the apparent attitude that pollution was something that happened to the "decadent" Westerners), not to mention the number of sewer sections that empty directly into the river (and in far too many cases just a few meters upstream from another section's community water supply intake). Altogether, NOT a healthy place to swim...

-Liz

Successor to the LToC

-Liz

Successor to the LToC
Formerly known as "momonoimoto"

Hmm...

Extravagance's picture

I never use a razor on any part of me except my face. Anywhere else, it comes back within hours, thicker and darker than last time. Nair or Veet, otherwise I'm only making it worse in the long run. I wax or epilate when I'm feeling brave enough, since that's more effective.

BONUS TOPICAL AND POOR-TASTE JOKE:
In America, you screw around with the water supply.
But in Soviet Russia, the water supply screws around with YOU! :D

Catfolk Pride.PNG