One Ugly Broad

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One Ugly Broad

By Portia Bennett

Introduction: A young married couple reminisces.

"The kids okay?"

"Yeah, Bobby was just having a bad dream. Now, where were we?"

"I think things were just starting to get interesting."

"Remember what you said to me the first time we met?"

"How could I forget? I was so drunk, and I felt about six inches tall after I said it."

"What did you say?"

"You know what I said."

"Go ahead. Tell me."

"I said, 'God, you are one ugly broad.'"

"And...?"

"And you kissed me.

"It wasn't until Darryl told me about you later that night that I began to realize what had happened."

"So, you asked me out the next day. Why did you do that?"

"I wanted to apologize, but somehow I never got around to it."

"Yes, you did."

"How?"

"You asked me out again. That was enough."

"I think it was that first date, but it might have been the second when I knew I was in love with you."

"I think it was the same for me. You were the first guy to ever call me a woman.

"Now, where were we?"

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Yep...

Andrea Lena's picture

"You asked me out again. That was enough." I just love love, don't you? Thank you, dear heart, for gracing my evening!

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Short and sweet!

Maren Sorensen's picture

A very nice gift!

Thank you,

Maren

"Now, where were we?"

giggles.

Thank you for this one.

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Thanks

littlerocksilver's picture

... to all of you for reading and commenting.

Portia

Short and sweet

Less than a minute to read and feel a warm fuzzy feeling in my heart?

That's value for (no) money if ever I saw it!
:D
xx
Amy

Well done Portia

I love that, "You asked me out again". Five little words, probably the most important words that could be said.
"You asked me out again." 8-)

Kevin