Darn Muses

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Want to sell: One very annoying Muse.

What do you mean I can't sell you?

I don't care for this "stuck for life" thing I wanna see the contract.

Well leave my stuff alone. I really did NOT like my wrenches being turned into spoons.

Stop laughing! It was so Not funny.

What do you mean I have to write a third chapter to mistaken girl?

I wanna play warcraft.

Later no way right now.

Hmmmm. I know

The muse of Tels to avoid the pain of hunger grants her the time to play her online games. To make sure that this is allowed the muse of Tels has fallen asleep for a few hours of rest.

Testing one two three Im not gonna write... Cools it worked! Beware guys I feel in a fightin mood with the need for blood!.

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Yay muse!

More stories, please. ;-)

And you wondered why so many

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And you wondered why so many writers name their muse or joke about doing so in author's notes. Muse's are a lot like children. They are wonderful things, but sometimes giving them back feels like a really good idea. You'd never do it, but you really want to from time to time.

about that Muse thing

If all else fails get a bigger hammer...um just be careful what you hit with it. I beginning to think my muse likes it. As for giving him/her back. TO HECK WITH THAT!!! Someone please just steal mine during the night, I promise not to file a missing persons report. All times, dates, and names will be changed to protect the guilty party.. Joe

Thanks BC....hope I got it right this time...lol