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This reminds me...
... of various things.
In tests, I sometimes give a speed-distance-time question asking, "Do you escape, or are you dinner?"
The there's this joke about the atheist chased by a bear, and eventually caught. Time momentarily freezes, and God appears to him, "Now you don't expect me to come in and rescue you after all these years during which you denied my existence."
Atheist replies, "You have a point. I won't plead that of you. But how about this? You make the bear a Christian."
"That I am willing to do," answered God.
Time restarts as Atheist finds himself back in his position before Bear.
Bear says, "For this bounteous meal before me, may the Lord make me truly thankful."
-- Daphne Xu
Everyone needs an incetive to do better
I'd say the desire to keep his eyes on the road, try harder for more speed would be upper most in his mind. Don't throw a chain might be in there too.
Hugs Patty
Barb
When we finally learn all there is to know, were realize we know nothing.
Oklahoma born and raised cowgirl
You don’t have to be the fastest.......
You just have to be faster than the slowest person!
And hope the bear isn’t too hungry, lol.
D. Eden
Dum Vivimus, Vivamus
It's Winter
The bear should be hibernating.
so clearly
photoshopped!
I mean, there's snow on the ground and he's wearing summer gear and why the hell is he riding across the road and not along it?
Seen this one a few times, I'm sure most schoolkids could do a better version.
Of course I'm also quite grateful that the chances of an interaction with anything bigger than maybe a swan are unlikely in this 'neck of the woods'!
Madeline Anafrid Bell
Not a swan ...
but I once came round a corner late one autumn night and found I had an owl in my face. Luckily I didn't fall off and the owl was only stunned. I picked it up and when it came round it flew away.
Speaker
I saw this ...
... picture already last year. It is a funny fake. ;-)
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/bear-chases-bike/
Martina