Finding it hard to complete a sentence in a review, never mind contribute any new fiction. It's a long-standing struggle with bureaucracy thing.

This is 'Have You Seen Jackie?' by XTC under another name.
http://youtu.be/lisun0lCD8w

Offensive? You bet. Take it up with them.

Here are a couple of tg jokes. You can tell I'm in a 'what the fuck' mood.

You know something, I thought for months I was a male trapped in a female body. Then I was born and the feeling just went away...

Well I decided to come out at this social occasion and it really didn't go too well. I wore the same dress as this other girl, which apparently isn't the done thing. People kept saying, kind of ruins the bride's day...

Yeah, I know where my coat is.