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... And asks for his favorite brand of sigarettes.
Looks at the picture of "smoking causes impotence", returns pack and asks: "Can you give me the ones causing cancer?"
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I will not buy this record.
I will not buy this record. It is scratched.
CD's
How the hell do you expect me to play this CD when there are no grooves on it to guide the needle on my record player...
Fondle my bum! ;-)
:-)
ahem.
My hovercraft is full of eels!
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
If
I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Hey did you happen to see?
The most beautiful girl in the world? If you did tell her I'm sorry. I'll give her clothes back after I'm done with them.