Supervillian quotes

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Surfing today I ran across these quotes from various Supervillians. Thought they might prove inspirational to all those doing Retcon. :)

http://blastr.com/2010/09/image-of-the-day-52-super.php

Hugs!

Grover

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Not especially super, but still formidable

Andrea Lena's picture

...as Janey Bond lay helpless, strapped to the table and the laser crept closer to her 'private area,' she asks, "Do you echspect me to rinse, cut and blow dry, Goldfinger?" "No, Ms. Bond...I expect you to dye!"



Dio vi benedica tutti
Con grande amore e di affetto
Andrea Lena

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

You're right, of course, but be careful, Joy,

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..."mosht thengs on thish schite don't react well tuuu bulletchs!"



Dio vi benedica tutti
Con grande amore e di affetto
Andrea Lena

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

It's all in the upbringing

laika's picture

IDEA FOR A ONE-PANEL CARTOON:

A middle-aged man and woman watching TV in their living room.
On the television screen an elaborately costumed supervillain is declaring:
"Unless my demands are met, within 24 hours my weather machine will destroy the following cities..."

In the foreground the wife is saying to the husband:
"Where did we go wrong? We?!! I dead set was against it,
but you were the one who insisted on naming him Professor Maniac!"

Thanks for the quotes!

Your bravery is admirable, but annoying. -Amazo

Not bad, but I still prefer:

"I am the Master. And you will obey me!" -The Master

People assume that time is a strict progression of cause-of-effect...but actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly...timey-wimey...stuff.

Amazingly bad

erin's picture

I'd love to read the quotes but the person who designed that site does not want me to do so. Some of the lettering is black with a narrow color border on a black background, I can only read it by copy and paste but whoever designed the list made that impossible by using images instead of text.

No matter how I open the large list up, part of the entries are off the screen and there are no scroll bars because the person who made the list suppressed them.

Any time I click anywhere on the page, my computer freezes while the code written demands a reload of Flash.

My advice is to avoid places that do not consider their visitors to be any more important than the numbers on a dart board. I'm clearly not their "target" audience. Sorry, Grover.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

agreed!

some of the image text was horrible, but with Firefox I just right-clicked and chose View Image, then I could scale it up to 400%.

Didn't help in a couple of cases, but at least the rest were amusing.

Me Too!

I had a hard time reading some of them too, so I get your point Erin. However I did enjoy the ones I could make out. With my own tech clumsiness, it didn't occur to me to question why it was so set up so un-user friendly. Oh Well!!

Grover