The Left-Handed Cantaloupe

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Mom took an immediate job in one of the agricultural sheds since Aunt Opal would stay at home to take care of me and John. Dad soon joined Mom, sorting fruit and vegetables for shipment. I seem to remember this as being cantaloupes, but that doesn't seem right since we arrived in fall after most of the melons would have already been harvested.

Many years later, I sorted cantaloupes myself during the season. Misshapen, damaged, undersized or mis-colored cantaloupes were separated out from the large, unblemished and well-colored ones that went into cardboard cartons and wooden crates for shipment on trucks and railcars all over the country. Then the rejects, or "culls" were sorted again, sometimes three more times.

Seconds would be boxed up for local sales and thirds would be cut up and scooped into melon balls for freezing. Cantaloupe and watermelon tend to go mushy if frozen unless mixed with honeydew which contains a natural anti-freeze.

The fourth sort would be by volunteers for charity with usable but unsaleable melons given to churches to feed the poor. The ultimate culls ended up as cattle feed, hauled away in stinky truck loads to fatten up steers in the nearby stockyards.

It may have been honeydew in fact that Mom and Dad were sorting since the season for the yellow melons ends later than for cantaloupe or watermelon. Or maybe it was squash which seems unlikely because of a detail I remember.

Mom and I (in later years) were valued on the sorting tables because of our ambidexterity. We could easily work on either side of the sorting table and swap with someone who had difficulty with left-over-right (left-handed) motions. The silly thing is that back east, left-over-right was considered right-handed sorting and right-over-left is the unfavored side.

Dad, having learned to sort in Missouri, could only do it by the method considered left-handed in California which sort of galled him since he was always definitely right-handed. Of course, in Missouri, cantaloupes are called muskmelons but I doubt that has anything to do with it.

Cantaloupes do smell musky, like apricots and cats. I had a mild allergy to all three as a child and my brother still does as an adult. He can't eat any fruit or vegetable with red or orange-colored flesh; tomatoes, oranges, carrots, beets, watermelon, strawberries, cantaloupe and tangerines cause his mouth to break out if they are fresh. Cooked, like in spaghetti sauce or carrot cake, they don't bother him which is true of strawberries for me but who cooks strawberries?

Pretty soon, Herbert found Dad some carpenter work which got him out of the sorting shed and the ignominy of working on the left-handed side of the table. Digging holes and building forms for pouring concrete was not finish carpentry (cabinets, doors, windows and moldings) but buildings were going up fast in California back then and no one much cared what they looked like.

Dad's older brother, Virgil, had either followed us out to California or arrived before we did, and had gotten work in a truckstop. He ended up working there off and on for more than forty years, eventually as manager, and for a while, even part-owner.

That meant more cousins, Jimmy and Billy were only a little older than I and everyone lived in Hanks' Court. All of us little kids, with the supervision of a few adults like Aunt Opal and a few teenage babysitters like Marie, ran up and down the courtyard, chasing lizards and kittens, dodging laundry and just having a great time. It was a miserable hot October but we didn't know that.

Some of the bigger kids even tried to climb the chinaberry trees, only to be foiled by the rubber boots. Lloyd Hanks, in his late teens, bossed a crew of Mexican immigrants in keeping the place spick and span which included painting the chinaberry trees and chasing kids and cats out of them.

I learned more Spanish words from some of the other kids; things like "Pendejo!" (stupid) and "Cabron!" (stinky goat) which were mostly what the older girls called the bigger boys. Also more usual things like "agua" for water, "comida" for food, and "perro" for dog but those didn't stick as well. Mom made a rule that I was not to speak Spanish if I couldn't tell her exactly what the words meant in English after she found out what "chingase" meant.

School had started, and Uncle Virgil's wife, Aunt Eunice, and eventually Mom ended up working in the school cafeteria kitchens which were across A Street from the court. Brawley had a system where all the cooking for the schools all over town was done at the A Street kitchens then hauled in big vans to be served to kids who didn't know any better than to eat it.

Mom baked cornbread, cobblers and sheetcakes by the half-acre and Aunt Eunice eventually drove one of the delivery vans and served the lunches with big spoons onto metal trays, making a noise like ker-dang! Aunt Eunice hated to cook and talked her way into the driving and serving job which also meant she didn't have to get up as early but finished later than the bakers and cooks.

In the early fifties, Brawley had three high schools and three grade schools, all segregated; a black, brown and white of each. But the food was integrated since all of it was cooked in the same kitchen. A year or so later, a California court ruled that school segregation was illegal even before the federal rulings came down but the one kitchen on A Street continued cooking up meals for all the schools for several more decades.

Monday was chili, Tuesday was meatloaf, Wednesday was chicken, Thursday was enchiladas and Friday was fish sticks. Tuesdays were the worst of these meals, the entree being more of a pork-flavored, greasy, oatmeal mousse than what any sane person would call meatloaf. The menu varied little for more than thirty years and I'm sure there are people alive today who went to school in Brawley back then and still dread Tuesday lunch even if they can no longer remember why.

Eventually, the whole clan, Mom, Dad and I, Aunt Opal and her kids, Uncle Virgil and Aunt Eunice and their kids, all moved back to Senath, in southeast Missouri, though I don't know why. Aunt Opal, John and Jane took the train with Helen going on ahead by her lonesome to live with her father Ray's mother in Kansas City for a while. That may have happened before the rest of us left, I didn't actually find out where Helen went until years later.

Aunt Eunice and Uncle Virgil followed us a few months after another lightning trip at my Dad's bladder-imperiling pace. It would be the last move with everything we owned loaded into the big old Packard.

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Angharad's picture

...this is just so compelling, I love it. What does 'chingase' mean? Presumably something ruder than cabron.

Thanks Erin.

Hugs,

Angharad

Angharad

In this particular case, it's

In this particular case, it's probably closest to 'f**ker!' (or simply F**k you).

Yo no se.

Je ne comprendes pas espaniol.


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

More or less

erin's picture

It's sometimes used as if it were an adjective or adverb, but that's kind of Spanglish since real Spanish doesn't play with parts of speech the way English does so often. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Thanks

erin's picture

Chingase is roughly, "Get fucked," or "Go fuck yourself," or "Fuck you" depending on how you want to translate the reflexive imperfect subjunctive verb. It's not actually Spanish though, it's Romani with Spanish suffixes. Now the odd thing to me is that it uses the formal second person reflexive form instead of the familiar. :) Using the familiar form is considered really insulting, I suppose.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Bladder imperiling pace...

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...with us it was a '51 Ford with much less distance on our way from Grant Street across the county to Lake Shore Drive. Your imagery just pulls all sorts of oddly nice emotions from me; impressions of safer moments and even occasional fun. Thank you!

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Gee. Travelling on LSD?

Gee. Travelling on LSD?


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

Mind-blowing

erin's picture

Isn't it? :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Coffee cans

erin's picture

It became even harder to get my Dad to stop when Tupperware became common. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Segregation in California.

Our family most often called themselves Okies, and were very prejudiced against Blacks, Indians, Japanese, Hispanics,and so on. We left California in the winter of 49-50, though I do not know exactly when. This story brings back so many old memories. I would not lose my prejudice til in my late 30's.

Thank you.

Gwendolyn

Prejudice

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My family were a bit leery of prejudices since my Dad's mother was Cherokee and Mom's father was a liberal Republican (they used to exist) who entertained black community leaders in his home. It was a complicated issue.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

You ain't kidding!

erin's picture

A cool melon of any sort on a hot day is heavenly. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Sorting fruit to Web-Site Host

Dear Erin

Back when you were picking cotton, and then sorting fruit, if you had told anyone, that sometime in the future, you would be working with something called computers and being the web-master of assorted on-line sites, and communicating instantly with 1000's of folks around the world,they would have laughed at you, called you all sorts of name, fed you castor-oil, and if you kept it up, they would have taken you to the public clinic and asked the doctor to check you out.

What a difference 55+/- years make.

RAMI

RAMI

Yikes!

erin's picture

Castor oil! I took enough of that stuff, mixed with orange juice that I was sixteen before I stopped tasting it when I even SMELLED oranges. I had a low grade anemia from sub-clinical tonsillitis until I was seven and for some reason, doctors kept prescribing that vile concoction.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Cooked strawberrys are used in many things

Jams and jellies, in baked goods -- ie tarts, pies, betties, cobblers, breads, and so on -- as a topping for icecream and so on.

Hum? The last time your family moved or the last time they did it with the Packard?

Nice *slice of life* story, Erin.

-- grin --

John in Wauwatosa

P.S. what would a right handed mellon look like?

John in Wauwatosa

Last move with the Packard

erin's picture

Remember, it was more than ten years old at this time. Dad traded it in shortly after we got back to Missouri because it was using a lot of oil. Still the Packard was a valuable car and the trade was nearly even, I don't remember exactly what Dad got, though, a '46 Mercury, I think.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Right handed melon

Angharad's picture

John, copy the picture from the top of the chapter and then reverse it. Easy.

Wasn't Canteloupe a composer, Songs of the Auvergne?

I see that according to wiki canteloupes are linked to Liszt-eriosis, does that mean it makes you play the piano in a Hungarian style?

Angharad

Reminds me...

...of the old joke: How many ears did Davy Crockett have?

Three.

A left ear,

a right ear,

and...

...wait for it...

...

...

...a wild frontier!


As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

I was just...

I was just wondering where the melons hid their hands most of the time...

Left and right handed ...

... doesn't seem to apply the same to two-handed operations. I used to shoot a bow and arrow right-handed (draw the bow string with my right hand) but a catapult left-handed for some reason (haven't done either for few years LOL) I can never make my mind up which way to use a big sledge hammer, which can be handy sometimes and I deal cards left-handed.

It's amazing how most of the work your family did just after the war is now almost totally mechanised which means the migrant workers are no longer needed in such huge numbers. I recall my cousin and I driving a big Fordson Major tractor when we took corn sheaves from the field after harvesting with a binder. We were 10 and 11 years old and it needed 2 of us to drive it because we too small (He steered and I operated the clutch by standing on it and lift myself up bodily by pushing my hands down on the mudguard). It saved the men for doing the heavy work of throwing the sheaves onto the trailer with pitch forks. The authorities would have kittens these days if youngsters like us drove tractors now :)

Your wonderful account emphasises the changes that have crept in over the last 50/60 years without our realising. When I first applied for a job testing computers in 1961 I had to go to the local library to find out exactly what a computer was and what it did (the answer was not very much :) )

Thanks Erin, for the nostalgia trip, even if it's a US rather than a UK one.

Robi

Family Farms

With OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Act) everything Erin and her cousins did on the Farm would get them in trouble with the Powers that Be. Unless the owner adopted all the kids and they fell in the below exception.

4) Family Members Working on Their Family Farm – technically these people are not considered employees of the farm. So even though OSHA has agricultural standards, these family members are exempt from OSHA coverage.

Rami

RAMI

Rami is correct. Family farms

Rami is correct. Family farms and farming families are exempted from a lot of regulations. In fact, anyone that goes into a 'family business' is often protected from the overweening arrogance of do-gooders. Otherwise, we'd never have 'home grown' acrobats, clowns, farmers, or much of anything else that involves serious physical effort.


I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

License to farm

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It's not unusual in Missouri, or it wasn't, for farm kids as young as ten to have licenses to drive farm equipment on rural roads on farm business. This included pickup-trucks. A little harder to get such a license in California but I have known kids of 14 who had them.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Kudo!

Kudo!

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

As I've noted...

As I've noted on your other blogs, this story is very compelling. It provides us with a glimpse into what is relatively recent history - and a part that is very rarely discussed (or even admitted to) where the general public can see / hear it.

As has been noted, well chilled melons are wonderful on hot days! Didn't know that about the Honey Dew - keeping other melon balls from going mushy... We'd had that issue trying to freeze some before. Will have to try it this season. :-)

Thanks,
Annette