Mammograms - the joys of womanhood

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It doesn't take long - that's the best bit - a breast X-ray, which is just as well because it isn't the most comfortable experience I've ever had. I think this is my third or fourth time for one of these close encounters with a plastic clamp and X-ray machine, where the woman radiographer asks you to relax while the corner of the unit is poking in your armpit and a large perspex plate is squishing your boob.

I don't have that much to squish, B cups and because I'm quite active, they don't flop so the muscle underneath tends to make it harder to flatten - if you want a hint of what it feels like, next time you're getting a bra out of the drawer, pop your boob in the drawer and push it closed - yeah, not quite eye watering unless it's filing cabinet drawer, but uncomfortable.
I believe if you have implants - they squish them even harder - ouch.

Because I enjoyed it so much, two of them weren't as clear as they might be, so they did two extras. A while back, I had to go to the hospital for further exams becuse of an anomally with the film - thankfully It was okay but I had a further five X-rays on my boob.

If you read the leaflet, apparently, 'For very 14,000 women screened regularly for 10 years, one woman may develop breast cancer she will die from because of the radiation from the mammograms.' Gulp!

Oh well results in two or three weeks, and another three years before they call me again - all being well. Not been a good week though, think I got caught speeding coming into a 30mph area, I was probably doing about 34mph! Oh poo.

Angharad

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Oh you speed demon you

^_^

Trust me, I have it on extremely good authority that doing the boobie pancake is far more a pain in the errr teats if one has implants. The technician has to gather up the 'real' tissue, grab it and stretch it out before finally placing it on said glass plates and made into a sandwich.

Not pleasant I tell you. I will not offer up the donor for this knowledge, erm.

Kim

Thanks to both you and

Thanks to both you and Angharad I'm so looking forward to the day I have mine done....NOT!

Damn why could'nt I be happy with inverted breasts, okay not really inverted, though I did once ask an Ann Summers rep if they did inverted bra's or minus cups.

I knew my 350cc friends would one day betray me (sigh)

Lizzie :)

Yule

Bailey's Angel
The Godmother :p

Nipple Rings

Pop some plastic rings in with a cord attached so the X-ray tech can pull on them to stretch things out.!!

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There are plenty of people in this world who think they are wits. They are half right.

Karen J.


"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

I'm a wimp

Always have been. The idea of getting near me (except ears) with a piercing fills me with horror.

S.

I had Nipple Rings

And why pray tell would I do that to myself? Dunno, musta been the drugs. :) Cor, they hurt like bloody hell when they put them in. I cried actually. and then everytime I got them in a bind, it was as bad or worse all over again. When I had my first Mammogram, the tech just looked at them and laughed. She said if they were gonna to a CAT scan, I'd hafta take them out. I did not bother to tell her that they were the permanent type, hammer and anvil and all. Finally, one day, one of them just migrated out, and shortly after I cut the other one out with my side cutters. Oh, that hurt much worse than putting them in! I'd have them again but the big problem is that the holes just give out. :)

At the time it seemed sensable to have someone lock them to a bench, tie my hands down and beat me. Of course, that was the drugs. Now it hardly seems sensable at all.

Gwendolyn

Its only fair

They should come up with a similar machine for detecting penis and testicular cancer :0
though the machine could almost be the cure!

Almost as bad

Testicles are done by ultrasonic. One of the technician's hands holds the ultrasound gadget thingy, the other one holds... oh joy. Not one of my better appointments.

The other thing I found with my several goes at getting a diagnosis (which failed) is that they get the ultrasound gel all over your clothes. However well they try and protect you. Be warned.

Penny

You're right about the implants

Because I was short-changed in that area, I concur with the 'silicon sandwich' diagnosis of the visit to the photographer.

As for doing 34mph in a 30 limit, that's just plain mean - motorists are easy meat for ticketing. Why should the police go out and try to find criminals when they can sit at the side of the road with a radar gun and drink tea all day? You should be allowed a 10% margin for error, particularly if you were decelerating at the time.

I dod hear of someone being done for going down a hill at 35mph on a moped which should be governed to do 30mph at the most.

S.

around here...

If you can manage to go fast enough to speed on a bike, cops completely ignore you speeding. Heck, I've had one stop me just to congratulate me on being able to "show up" all the motorists. I think I was doing about 30-35 in a 25 after a fairly fresh snow at the time and motor traffic was at a standstill and I was swerving through it. It was on a downhill, and actually was out in Idaho, but it seemed while I was over there that cops attitude towards cyclists was much the same... now, on the University campus, on the other hand, if you go even the tinsiest tinniest bit faster than the absolute dead slowest walker the Uni security are on you like you're some sort of robber or something. Seriously. I made a sport over there of detecting and evading Uni security.

Fun stuff.

BTW... unless you are EXTREMELY experienced at riding a bicycle on snow, AND have impeccable balance, AND really good reflexes, I do not suggest pulling that kind of stunt. Please. I don't want to hear about anyone hurting themselves cuz they thought they could try to do the same kind of stuff on snow that someone from the American Great Lakes region can do. ;) Even around here, most people don't really even do winter riding, because they're scared of the snow.

Abigail Drew.