Quote in a story that makes me laugh!

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As I sat and read Susan Grafton's excellent A is for Alibi, I came across this gem:

"The only cleavage I got left, I sit on,"

I was mid sip on a cup of coffee as I read ( I shouldn't do that!) and I nearly covered the sofa with cofee.

Anyone else have any wonderful quotes they can remember like that?

Hugs

Sue

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You mean ...

... Sue Grafton, the builder, I suppose? :)

That'll learn you! Avoid wasting coffee and ruining sofas.

Robi

Not a TG story, but in a

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Not a TG story, but in a Harry Potter fanfic story by Humantales called Neville Longbottom, Gryffindore Extraordinaire, a sweet story about Hermione's musings about the bravery of Neville:


Neville's courage wasn't loud and showy, like Harry Potter's. Harry's courage did everything but grab passers-by and yell, "Look; I'm brave!" Not that Harry himself was obnoxious, but five minutes in his presence was enough to see that he was courageous. Stupid about it, sometimes, but no one could deny he was brave.

I love the line "Harry's courage did everything but grab passers-by and yell, "Look; I'm brave!"

Hugs,

Kristy

I Love a Well-Turned Phrase. . .or Ankle

It makes me feels as if the author cares about me when I run across a phrase that obviously took a bit of thought. It's enjoyable to see a character named in the Dicken's tradition.

Like this morsel that introduces us to a villain named Ferris.

"He’s ferreting about, trying to learn a bit more about you."

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

A Perfect Spy

By John le Carre has this line-

"Draft Magnus for President" Bee purred, sitting up straight and pressing out her breasts as if somebody had offered her a chocolate. "Oh goody."

That paragraph makes me laugh 15 years after I first read it. Also I'm not sure what the funniest part of it is.

"Writing is like walking in a deserted street. Out of the dust in the street you make a mud pie."- John le Carre

Daniel, author of maid, whore, bimbo, and sissy free TG fiction since 2000

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility; there are so few of us left.- Oscar Levant

good quotes

"The assassin came in and ordered waffles" This was the first line in a book I read as kid. I honestly dont remember anything else about the book, not even the title or author, but that quote has stuck in my brain

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This has got to be my all

This has got to be my all time favorite quote from any book.

The scene: The protagonist is sitting in a private audience room with the King and his counselors. The description of the room as the protagonist looks around and spots the bodyguards of the king (who are fanatically devoted to him). Put your drinks down.

"If they projected the fact that they are dangerous any harder, there would be little puddles of "danger" on the floor around them. Look, it's "danger", don't step in it!"
— Mercedes Lackey (The Eagle & the Nightingales)
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Maid Joy
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Joy, I absolutely love the

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Joy,

I absolutely love the Bardic Voices series! I wish she would write more of them.

Hugs,

Kristy

This one's kinda lowbrow, but...

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I forget which William Burroughs novel this is from, but a judge in some awful country is pronouncing sentance on a teenage "sodomite":
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"You will be taken to the public square where you will be hung from the neck until dead ..... dead ..... dead," he pronounced ominously, bringing the gavel down three times.

The kid shoots back: "Oh yeah? Well you can kiss my ass until it's red ..... red ...... red!"
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That's just pure defiance! Made me laugh pretty hard.
(but then Burroughs went off into one of his bizarre "erotic hanging" passages,
whatever that fixation of his was about. The parts of his stories that I tend to just skim past...).
~~~hugs, Laika

An Angela Rasch Special

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In commenting on a story of mine in which a fake Spiderman was ravaging his victim Jill came up with a line;

"All seemed lost until Peter Porker put something where you'd think his spider-sense would have told him not to."

The coffee sprayed from my nostrils!

Joanne