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Here is something that was sent to me at work, I'm not sure how it got past the filters but I'm glad it did. I found it to be very funny and I'm sure everyoe here will agree. After all what better audience for this very short story, or is it a long joke? Oh well, someone will have to tell me the difference some time.
Huggs & Giggles
Penny
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.
Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks
the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well.
Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels."
The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night.
He returned around 2:30 am , and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her.
"Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed.
"Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.
"Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots.
"Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light.
“Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor.
Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!"
Now .... I don't care who you are.... that's funny!!!!
Comments
Save the oldies!
It's an oldie but a goody, Penny. Gotta keep those old jokes in circulation, so the new generation can enjoy them too!
Thanks!
Karen J.
"A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you."
Francoise Sagan
"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin
Laugh attack
Very funny stuff. Penny.
John in Wauwatosa
P.S. Can I steal it?
John in Wauwatosa
I remember that one from nearly 40 years ago
Hey Penny,
My brother (3 years older than me) told me that one, I didn't get all hot and bothered (aroused) until he told the punch-line. I was quite embarrassed at the time, being a teenager and having a "positive reaction" to a "freak" joke. Apparently he never caught-on to my dilemma though.
Thanks.
with love,
Hope
with love,
Hope
Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.
It's like...
Two blokes talking in the pub and one says to the other "When I get home, I'm going to rip my wifes panties off."
"You are?" asks his friend.
"Yes," he replies. "They're cutting me in half."
This Joke Needs To Be A Part Of Big Closet
Penny, this joke deserves to be apart of Big Closet
May Your Light Forever Shine