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  1. The Night I Escaped From The Zoo: 5 / 5

    There was no sign of the rowboat in the river. No trace of the bathtub in the sky. I was back in my town, back in the normal world. Everything was right again, except that I was someone else, and had a month to learn a new language and a new sport. Perfec ...

    - 2020/10/28 - 1:32pm - 21 comments

  2. Every Goon Gang Needs a Goonette

    Werewomaniac CAUTION: Language CAUTION: Not Work-Safe CAUTION: Sex / Sexual Scenes EXPLICIT CONTENT Fiction Transgender Magic Erotica Romance College / Twenties Reluctant Accidental Identity Crisis Stuck She-Males Goon Goonette curse Posted by author(s) I ...

    - 2024/06/06 - 6:27pm

  3. When Life Hands You Uranus: 1 / 9

    Barfield was silent, weighed down by the enormity of his choice. Yesterday, he couldn’t have found Uranus with a map, and now he was being asked to live there forever. He could get out of prison, but only at the cost of his freedom. ...

    - 2020/10/29 - 3:20pm - 8 comments

  4. When Life Hands You Uranus: 3 / 9

    Moss felt an enormous sense of gratitude when Barfield raised his head and asked his guards, “Do you think I could get a cup of coffee?” “Uh… yeah,” the first guard said, and Moss could see the two guards mentally struggle to find a joke connecting coffee ...

    - 2020/11/01 - 4:23am - 7 comments

  5. When Life Hands You Uranus: 2 / 9

    Unfortunately, Moss had no anchor or listener or witness. He was alone in an office where he could fire anything he liked straight through to Uranus. There were no checks and balances. Uranus can’t talk back. ...

    - 2020/11/10 - 1:47pm - 8 comments

  6. When Life Hands You Uranus: 6 / 9

    Carlus scratched his head for a moment, then said, “I get it. You’re the only girl, and you want a friend. But you know-- in spite of how she looks and acts-- she isn’t real. She looks like a person, but she’s not a person.” ...

    - 2020/11/04 - 2:19pm - 9 comments

  7. When Life Hands You Uranus: 7 / 9

    “Uhh, okay,” Linnea agreed, not without grave misgivings. She felt that she’d already opened Pandora’s Box. Now, she found that the box was full of smaller boxes, all of them belonging to Pandora, and each one more portentious and potentially dangerous th ...

    - 2020/11/05 - 12:16pm - 8 comments

  8. Killer Man-Eating Pussies

    The title was originally a spam subject, snatched up as part of Malinov's "Exploding Nipples" contest in 1997-1998. I didn't actually write the story until years later, in 2006. Thanks to Denny Wheeler for proof-reading and catching so ...

    - 2020/02/11 - 4:23pm - 16 comments

  9. Parody Counting Song

    Daphne Xu CAUTION: Not Work-Safe Mature Subjects (pg15) Verse, Poetry, Lyric Non-Transgender Parody Polyamory Posted by author(s) With apologies to Sesame Street, I just had to get this out of my head. Five People in My Family There is a mother, and two f ...

    - 2020/12/04 - 12:19am - 2 comments

  10. When Life Hands You Uranus: 8 / 9

    The night before the teleport cycle, they switched back. Linnea found it a bit disorienting, being back in her own body again. She saw what Darlene meant by a mess of weird sensations. She caught herself wondering whether living in a synth body was the be ...

    - 2020/11/06 - 1:53pm - 18 comments

  11. When Life Hands You Uranus: 9 / 9

    Instinctively, she lay on the floor and put her hands over her heart. She tried to calm herself, but waves of fear kept washing over her. Everything is wrong, she told herself. I’m alone at the butt-end of the universe, and I don’t know what to do. ...

    - 2020/11/09 - 2:28pm - 18 comments

  12. Charlotte Had A Boyfriend: 5

      "Charlotte didn't say much, but she did ask me why my name is Mason." "What kind of stupid question is that?" Carly began, her face registering annoyance, puzzlement, and curiosity all at once. "That's — uh — actually ...

    - 2024/06/14 - 8:49am - 4 comments

  13. Flow C. 1

    Undine CAUTION CAUTION: Attempted Suicide CAUTION: Language CAUTION: Not Work-Safe CAUTION: Referenced / Discussed Suicide CAUTION: Sex / Sexual Scenes EXPLICIT CONTENT Serial Chapter Transgender Transformations Magic Fantasy Worlds Erotica Mystery or Sus ...

    - 2024/06/14 - 12:34pm

  14. When Life Hands You Uranus: 5 / 9

    Clearly, something was up. At the very least, the miners were snubbing her. No one came to visit. No one came to say hello. No one even bothered to come stare at her or wave at her through the glass. Did they not want her here? ...

    - 2024/06/15 - 4:35pm - 10 comments

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