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A Scotsman by name of Corran
Got a thistle stuck up his sporran
He jiggled his thing
Did a hi'land fling
And muttered about it's a sore 'un.

Angharad.

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Love it :)

I swear, I think I know now why other authors are having trouble with their muses.

They have probably taken up permanent residence in your house !

Kim

There was a young lady…

There was a young lady called Kimmie
Who was dated one evening by Timmie.
She thought, "with good luck
We'll have a bit of………roast duck,
And then I'll be filled to the brimmie!

Gabi.

Gabi.


“It is hard for a woman to define her feelings in language which is chiefly made by men to express theirs.” Thomas Hardy—Far from the Madding Crowd.

A Scots girl we all knew as Gabi

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A Scots girl we all knew as Gabi
Went on holiday out to Abu Dhabi,
She got sand up her skirts
And under her shirts
And the burns it left, she called them Rabbie.

Angharad :)

Angharad

Bonzi looked up to his mum

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Bonzi looked up to his mum
And speaking while filling his tum,
Instead of this muesli
I wanta some fusili
Or home to dinner I won't come.

Angharad

Angharad

limerick

Though this poem may seem like a parody,
I do mean this with utmost sinsarity:
There is no higher praise
than when somebody says,
"This story you wrote feels Angharad-y."

Hickory Dickory Dock.

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Hickory Dickory Dock
This has nothing to do with a clock
So nothing will tick.
Jen you're a brick
Or should I have said you're a Brock.

Angharad
PS when are we going to have more Stephanie?

Angharad