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Taliban leader dressed as woman is killed by US troops.

http://news.uk.msn.com/Article.aspx?cp-documentid=11405433

I thought it was the Afghans who didn't like crossdressers, maybe it's the 'Mericans?

Angharad.

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Let's face it ...

... Muslim cross dressers have a pretty easy time of it. When all you can see is eyes through a veil it removes the necessity for a lot of the usual artifices. It must be a very tempting disguise.

Geoff

a story in this maybe?

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THE ROAD TO KABUL
by whoever

His aide de camp held out the burqua, "But Haji, you're our chief strategist, the Taliban needs you, you must escape! Put it on!"

Haji considered the concealing garment, "I don't know Akmed, it seems like a sin for a man to wear such feminine finery..."

"Quickly, before the soldiers of the Great Satan have us pinned down entirely!"

"Alright, but only so I can live to kill more infidels," said Haji, and wrapped himself within the burqua. It was so scratchy, so suffocatingly hot, and he could barely see where he was going. Everything about it screamed "Female" to him. And in that instant he began to remember things. Like the time when he was four and .....

His mother and sisters had laughed, but when his father found out he beaten him so severely and acted so disgusted that Haji buried Jasmine deep within .....

And thus he became a most militant and manly of fighters for a world that would please the one true God...

But he saw now that this had all been a lie, his anger hadn't been at the Soviets, and then at the West, but at the authentic self within that had been denied. All the suffering they had caused, Jasmine would never have wanted to do these things. It was all just to prove something. Something that wasn't even true...

As they fled through the brambles Jasmine was weeping. If only she had been honest, had been brave enough to admit who she really was. It was a profound irony that all of "Haji's" bravery had been but a mask.

Knowing they were about to die, Jasmine turned to her oldest friend and said, "Akmed, I have something to tell you."

Just then a bullet pierced her throat, and the Taliban chief, taking his secret with him...

THE END

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Okay, lotsa cliches & prob'ly even more innacuracies, but I scribbled it quick without thinking.
Anyone wants to fill in the gaps their welcome to this leftover turkey of a tale...
~~hugs, Laika

Amazing!

You got a story out of that faster than I could even come up with an idea. Good work!

KJT

"Being a girl is wonderful and to torture someone into that would be like the exact opposite of what it's like. I don’t know how anyone could act that way." College Girl - poetheather


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Islam in drag as disguise

Actually the disguise has been used, mostly unsuccessfully several times. During a coup, one of the Egyptian presidents or prime minister attempted to escape so disguised, but did not change to women's sandals, wearing western dress shoes and pants beneath the robes, and that tipped off the soldiers looking for him. In Iraq, one of Saddam's son-in-laws that conspired to overthrow him was killed, reportedly while trying to escape disguised as a woman. Of course, no one is sure how many successful escapes there might have been over the years.

CaroL

CaroL

A funny addition, maybe not so funny.

I was talking with a man from Egypt on SKYPE the other day, and he said that Obama is a Muslim. When I said he was not. He said, what do you know, you are only a woman. Grrrrr.

He said that Barak Hussein Obama had to change himself to get elected but now he can come out and be good Muslim. I do not know if the man was delusional, or if that is simply Middle Eastern morality? I hope that there are not more Muslims that believe that.

Maybe funny

It's a ME thing, where conspiracy theories and wild fantasies are a way of life. In most circles, you are quite correct.

True, when Obama was a young boy growing up in Indonesia, he did go to a mosque. From one account his campaign issued, he just "played around" in the mosque -- meaning not praying -- but that is unlikely. His early childhood is wrapped up in rumors and he said, he said, but from what a boyhood friend said, he was registered as a Muslim. This account is highly likely, as his father was a Muslim and he was, after all, going to a mosque.

Still, all of this SHOULD be pretty meaningless to most Muslims, and certainly to Americans as he was not "officially" old enough to be a Muslim. If I remember correctly, one has to be at the age of Islamic rational consent, twelve years old, to be considered a Muslim for life, and the majority of his youth was spent in Hawaii, ferchissakes.

However, Islam is not the same everywhere, which may cause some confusion. In Malaysia, everyone is issued a card at birth with their religion printed on it. Sometimes it's automatic. If one is born a Malay, for instance, he or she is considered a Muslim. It's not a trivial matter. There is a recent case of a Malay woman who wanted to marry a Christian man. She insisted that she'd never chosen Islam and should be free to change her card from Islam to Christian so she could marry him. The Islamic courts, who have jurisdiction over Islamic affairs, and Muslims, refused to allow her this. As you know, in sharia, apostasy is not permitted -- at least not where Islam rules. She was imprisoned and her unfortunate fiance-who-could-never-be had his life threatened.

But, back to Obama. Obama chose the Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago about twenty years ago, a Black Liberation Theology Church. It's a hugely popular church in that part of town, and I'm not so sure that he didn't join it, at least in part, to give himself "street cred." This isn't a slam at him, by the way: I think quite a few politicians go to church because it makes them more palatable to their constituents. Black Liberation Theology is nominally Christian, although its founder, Dr. Cone, and Reverend Wright are on the record that BLT is not exactly your average Christianity. Was Obama comfortable at Trinity? Did he really believe what they taught? Well, he listed Rev. Wright as a mentor in one of his books, was married there, had his kids baptized there, and gave the church $20,000, but he wasn't tied at the hip to it, as he departed the church during the later part of the campaign when it became a hot issue.

He's made a few interesting statements that might help define what he actually believes:

On intelligent design:

Reporter: "York County was recently in the news for a lawsuit involving the teaching of intelligent design. What's your attitude regarding the teaching of evolution in public schools?"

Obama: "I'm a Christian, and I believe in parents being able to provide children with religious instruction without interference from the state. But I also believe our schools are there to teach worldly knowledge and science. I believe in evolution, and I believe there's a difference between science and faith. That doesn't make faith any less important than science. It just means they're two different things. And I think it's a mistake to try to cloud the teaching of science with theories that frankly don't hold up to scientific inquiry."

On Christian doctrinaire:

Obama: "There’s the belief, certainly in some quarters, that people haven’t embraced Jesus Christ as their personal savior that they’re going to hell."

Falsani: "You don’t believe that?"

Obama: "I find it hard to believe that my God would consign four-fifths of the world to hell. I can’t imagine that my God would allow some little Hindu kid in India who never interacts with the Christian faith to somehow burn for all eternity."

What Obama insinuated, that Christians, presumably conservative right-wing Christians, believe all non-Christians are going to "burn for all eternity" isn't *quite* a fair statement, by the way, and implies that your basic conservative Christian God must be unfeeling and evil, but I guess he was playing to the base. Still, his sentiment isn't so different than what many, if not most, Christians feel, that there are many ways to Heaven.

My personal feeling is that he's a pragmatist without much religious conviction, not far from the mainstream American man who'd rather watch football on Sunday than go to church. I don't see how he could possibly be a Muslim.

Aardvark

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

Mahatma Gandhi

"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."

Mahatma Gandhi

Was This Posted as a Story Somewhere...

...or was it an idle rumor, or something in a movie, or what? I thought it was about the time of the Passover attack in Netanya in 2002, and almost certainly before the terrorists started using genetic females as suicide bombers.

I'm remembering something involving a Palestinian suicide bomber going to Tel Aviv or Netanya (or somewhere else on the Mediterranean coast), dressed as an teenaged Israeli girl in a crop or halter top and shorts or a short skirt -- thus using the need for disguise as an excuse to dress immodestly as a female while dying for his cause.

It probably didn't happen, since I didn't find anything like it in a Google search just now. But does anyone know or recall where I'd have gotten that image? (If I made it up, I don't think it was from scratch.)

Eric