Creative use of our language ....

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I know advertising agencies are famous for playing fast and loose with the English language, but this from an oriental manufacturer (presumably the manufacturer - could still be the advertising agency) takes the biscuit ......

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Brilliant.

Sadly, it's just the sort of thing that the very recently deceased and much missed Simon Hoggart would have featured in his Guardian column. He delighted in odd ball labelling of products of all types, as I'm sure fellow Guardianista Angharad will recall.

I've been non-meat eating for something like 30 years and I find it hilarious, particularly the 'chicken flavour' addition. It made me laugh out loud for which I'm extremely grateful.

We were once cycle camping in the Alps and arrived late in a small town just in time to catch the boulangerie before it closed. There was hardly any bread except for some that seemed expensive but we were hungry and bought it. It wasn't until we started our evening meal on the camp-site that we discovered it had bits of ham in it! I'm afraid we ate it after digging out as many pieces as possible. That's the last time we ate ham and that was about 25 years ago :)

Robi

Not direspecting anyone's dietary preferences, but ...

At least be honest about it, I says. As long as you get the required proteins, minerals, and vitamins, who cares what the source is?

What makes my eye twich is the lengths to which some go to disguise their dinners. Frankly, "Vegetarian Ham" isn't the silliest label I've ever seen, I'm quite confident of that, and at least the manufacturers of this product have some excuse for it.

If you are going to eat vegetarian, take pride in it.

Yeah, but

elrodw's picture

chicken-flavored ham? WTF?
If I wanted chicken loaf, I'd get chicken loaf. Most people want ham to taste like ham (and if it's soy protein, so what - as long as has the proper taste and has the consistency)

This is just wrong on so many counts.
Vegetarian ham? Okay.
Vegetarian chicken? Good enough.

What's next? Steak-flavored vegetarian turkey? Lamb-flavored vegan cheese?

Good grief!

Imagination is more important than knowledge
A. Einstein

Turkey Bacon?

That is wierd to me but apparently common in the USA.

I can understand turkey bacon...

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

It is protein from a turkey that has bacon flavouring.

But this product - I assume - has soy protein that is ham flavoured and then chicken flavour thrown in on top?

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.

In the middle east

Turkey Bacon is as close to the real thing as you can legally get for our regular fixes of Bacon Sarnies topped with either Red or Brown Sauce.
I used to buy a pack every Thursday when I went to Safeway in Riyadh for my weekly shop (10 years ago).

For the heathens on the RH side of the pond, proper Bacon Sarnies are not made with what you call bacon and most certainly not burnt to a crisp.

I'm just going to tuck into one now. The bacon comes from a local rare breed farm and is really tasty.
Gently grilled rashers of dry cured and smoked bacon placed between two slices of my own bread.

Yummies.

Anybody who is wondering

erin's picture

In America, commercially sold bacon is almost always made from pork belly, a very fatty cut of meat. This is true, more or less, in Canada, too, despite what is called Canadian bacon in the US. Canadian bacon IS called bacon in French but is actually sliced pork shoulder cured like ham, not like bacon. In French, any cured pork that isn't ham is bacon. :) It's just a marketing thing to call sliced, cured pork shoulder "Canadian bacon" since US law (sometimes) defines ham as coming from the hind quarter of the pig. If it isn't sliced, butchers and meatpackers will call smoked and cured pork shoulder "picnic ham" as opposed to "banquet ham" which is a much larger chunk of meat.

Strictly speaking, ham comes only from the back portion of the rear leg of the animal, just above the knee and below the hip joint. That's where YOUR ham is, too and the tendon that connects that muscle to the lower leg is the hamstring.

In the UK, Ireland, Australia and New Zealand, bacon is generally made from sidemeat which is less fatty than pork belly, or from fatback or pork loin. In the US, those cuts are generally eaten either fresh or just salted, not cured. As a farm kid, I've eaten a lot of sidemeat and fatback, fresh or salted, often used as flavoring in soups, stews and vegetable dishes but also fried like bacon, sometimes with the crackling (skin) still attached. Pork loin is usually eaten as pork chops in the US.

Curing is also different in North America than in the rest of the world but there is a lot of variation and overlap. It's possible to get bacon in the US that is uncured, just salted (brined) and perhaps smoked. It's awfully good that way but it won't keep as long, even in the refrigerator, as the cured stuff which has been exposed to other salts and processes.

You can sometimes find canned Danish bacon in the US; this is similar to the meat called bacon in the UK. (In fact, Danish bacon from Danish-raised pigs is sold in the UK, too.) It's leaner than the the American-style stuff we usually get stateside and requires a bit more care in cooking if you want it to get really crisp.

The only person I know who likes their American-style bacon literally burned to a crisp is a transplanted Brit from Hampshire. :) He likes his toast burnt, too. I make a nice bacon sandwich with lettuce, onion, egg and cheese on sourdough toast--sometimes made with ham or even turkey bacon.

It's all good if you are into flavorful meats. :)

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

This is just soooooooo wrong.

For your next Bacon sandwich...

Vegetarian Ham (Bacon flavored).

They have an original flavor too.

Vegetarian Rocky Mountain Oysters?

Vegetarian Rocky Mountain Oysters? (It was either that or the Vegetarian "Chicken" Burger Patties.)

Somewhere Vegans are crying, ranchers too.

Great Description Erin

We can get our bacon in four cuts, Back (the most common), streaky, Middle and Collar but you have to go to a proper pork butcher for the last two. There used to be a great butcher in Chatteris that sold all four and made the most delicious sausages.

I'll be having some 'Salt Marsh Lamb' tonight. Now that is something you don't get in the US. I reall missed decent Lamb when I lived in New England.

SML is Lamb that grazes on the Salt Marshes close to the sea and their diet is often supplemented by Seaweed (kelp). There is a very different taste to it than normal lamb.

Salt Marsh Lamb

erin's picture

Nowhere with salt marshes is sheep country here in the US. We have salt marsh raised horses in the Carolinas but I have no idea how they taste. :) All, or nearly all, the salt marshes in California are either covered in houses or reserved for wildlife.

Back bacon is sometimes called Canadian bacon in the US, along with the bacon made from pork shoulder which is tasty but tougher. Middle bacon is a cut I've never seen or heard of here, it's basically cured sidemeat with part of the loin. Collar bacon would be considered cured fatback, aka neck bacon, I've had it only in farm country. Locally you can sometimes find jowl bacon or cheek bacon in Mexican butcher shops, I forget what it is called.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Guanciale is the Italian name...

Puddintane's picture

...but one sometimes sees it so named in Mexican carnecerias. Papada de cerdo is another alternative, but cured pork jowl is also a staple in Southern-style US cookery.

You know what they say about sausage, they use everything but the squeal.

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Cheers,

Puddin'

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Googled Lamyong

Full company name is Lamyong Vegetarian Health Food. They appear to be located in Sydney Australia.

Once upon a time...

Puddintane's picture

...I ran large projects involving hundreds of employees. Since we had Jews, Muslims, Sikhs, Buddhists, and many other religious traditions amongst our employees, many of whom had particular dietary needs, communal meals were a challenge for which turkey "bacon" and vegetarian equivalents of more traditional American foods were de rigueur, since in many cases foods incompatible with certain traditions cannot be served on the same table or in similar dishes.

Insularity is a poor excuse for a lack of either compassion or imagination.

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Cheers,

Puddin'

A tender heart is an asset to an editor: it helps us be ruthless in a tactful way.
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