Think my muse just exploded. but here goes

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John in Wauwatosa

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Here's an excerpt from a PM I sent Laika a little whie ago. Thought I should share the pain

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The spin on the govt seal of approval stamp on meat was a hoot BTW.

John in Wauwatosa

P.S. Hum it's always blue but what if someone swapped in pink ink, say a frumpy man in a odd robe...

"Hey, the govt stamp on the is meat is bright pink"

"Proably some new thing to make the lable easier to read I guess. Still it's been tested and must be safe. Dig in Stan, these are top quality steaks."

"Ooooh I nave never tasted anything so ...why are you looking at me funny and why are you a girl, Jack? Damn but I can't get enought of this meat. ... Ooooh! Love yoour nails, Jackie! Speeaking of meat, lets go clubbing. There's these two guys from work who are single and really packing .. If you know what I mean."

"Lead on Stella. Oh, I really need to change my outfit. These jeans make my butt look fat."

P.P.S. I think I just snapped.
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John in Wauwatosa

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Long ago

I think you snapped with a certain big-boobed heroine several years ago! How's she doing, BTW?

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"Girls are like pianos, when they're not upright they're grand!" Benny Hill

Karen J.

"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin

in edit, well proofing ...very slowly

Everytime I try to write about her I like, OOOOOOOH! Shinythings!

Where was I?

Joan In Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

What!!!

She's wearing tassels now?! John you bad, bad boy!

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"Girls are like pianos, when they're not upright they're grand!" Benny Hill

Karen J.

"Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breath away.”
George Carlin