Roy: Roy me call; call me Roy.
Girl: He bugs me so, this Call-Me-Roy.
Roy: Would you like to be a boy?
Girl: I would not like to be a boy.
I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
I do not want to, Roy-Me-Call.
I would not be a boy at all.
Roy: Would you be one here or there?
Girl: I would not be one here or there.
I would not be one anywhere.
I would not like to be a boy.
I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
Roy: Would you be a boy at school?
Would you be one in the pool?
Girl: I would not be a boy at school.
I would not be one in the pool.
I would not be one here or there.
I would not be one anywhere.
I would not like to be a boy.
I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
Roy: Would you be one in a car?
Would you be one at a bar?
Girl: Not in a car, not at a bar.
Not in the pool, not at a school.
I would not be one here or there.
I would not be one anywhere.
I would not like to be a boy.
I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
Roy: Would you be one at a dance?
Would you be one wearing pants?
Girl: Not at a dance, not wearing pants.
Not in a car, not at a bar.
Not in the pool, not at a school.
I would not be one here or there.
I would not be one anywhere.
I would not like to be a boy.
I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
Roy: Would you, could you, when you pee?
It's so delightful, you will see!
Girl: I would not, could not, when I pee.
Not a boy, now let me be!
I would not be a boy at dance.
I would not be a boy in pants.
I would not be one in a car.
I would not be one at a bar.
I would not be a boy at school.
I would not be one in the pool.
I would not be one here or there.
I would not be one here or there.
I would not be one anywhere.
I would not like to be a boy.
I would not like it, Call-Me-Roy.
Roy: Would you be one on a train?
Would you be one in the rain?
Would you, could you, at a park?
Would you, could you, as a lark?
Would you, could you, in the dark?
(Growling dog appears in a puff of smoke.)
Would you, if this dog should bark?
(Dog jumps at her and barks. Girl jumps back)
Girl: (Shivers and shudders.)
J-j-just this once, I'll be a boy.
But just this once, now Call-Me-Roy!
(A puff of orange smoke.)
Boy: Say! I like it as a boy!
I would be a boy as a lark!
I would be a boy at a park!
In pants in a car, at a dance at a bar.
On a train in the rain.
At school in the pool.
I would be one here or there.
I'd be a boy, like, everywhere!
I do so like it as a boy.
Thank you, thank you, Call-Me-Roy.
(But Call-Me-Roy had vanished, along with his dog.)