To the tune of ‘The 12 days of Christmas’ and inspired by a blog by Angharad — who would probably have kept quiet had she known the implications.
Sorry it’s only ten days; explanation at the end.
http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/blog/23956/first-day-winter
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On the first day of winter my true love gave to me;
A beautiful LBD.
On the second day of winter my true love gave to me;
Lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the third day of winter my true love gave to me;
Three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the fourth day of winter my true love gave to me;
Four days at the spa, three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the fifth day of winter my true love gave to me;
a - diamond ring; four days at the spa, three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the sixth day of winter my true love gave to me;
A credit card, a - diamond ring; four days at the spa, three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the seventh day of winter my true love gave to me;
A spacious office, a credit card, a - diamond ring; four days at the spa, three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the eighth day of winter my true love gave to me;
Seat on the board, a spacious office, a credit card, a - diamond ring; Four days at the spa, three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the ninth day of winter my true love gave to me;
A brand new Lexus, seat on the board, a spacious office, a credit card, a - diamond ring; four days at the spa, three pairs of heels, lots of gorgeous undies, and a beautiful LBD.
On the tenth day of winter my true love gave to me;
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Now you know why we only got to ten days. I leave it to your imaginations as to what we did until spring arrived.
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