Giggles for the Christmas funny!
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Who says the police don't have a funny bone?!
Early this morning right around 00:15 the Garret County, Maryland Sheriff’s Department issue a peeping tom alert. I was able to catch the report over the radio in my oldest daughter’s HP Curser. I had to laugh. I hope you do to. Here is a transcript of that report.
“To all units! Be on the lookout for elderly gentleman! He is wanted for criminal trespass, driving an illegally modified sleigh, pulled by 8 unregister reindeer, breaking and entering through the chimney of the Sheriff’s home, the unlawful eating of cookies and driving while under the influence of hot chocolate. Last seen wearing a red velvet suit with white fur trim, black boots, and a floppy red elf hat. Do not attempt to apprehend on your own. The suspect is considered friendly, extremely jolly, and armed with candy canes. Suspect has multiple aliases. Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas, Saint Nick, Father Christmas, Santa, Santy, Ded Moroz, and Kris Kringle.”