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The ship was lost on a subterranean ocean when out of the darkness came a ghastly sight, a phantom ship crewed by a LOT of unkillable, leaping, cuthroat vermin.
"Fireballs away," ordered the captain but the bugganeers managed a boarding party anyway.
After trading a few blows, one of the players called to pause the action. "Wait, wait, I need to ask something."
"Yes?" said the adventurist.
"We're fighting Undead Ninja Pirate Spiders?"
"Yes," agreed the adventurist.
"Just checking," said the player, gathering his dice around him like a barricade.
"Actually they're a species of Arrr-achnids," said the adventurist, twisting the cruelty another notch.