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I think it may have happened in "Victoria's Secret"
Petra Piper paused to pick a pair of pretty pastel panties.
If Petra Piper picked a pair of pretty pastel panties,
Petra's pair of pretty pastel panties probably was pink.
Arkansas saws
OK - OK, this has nothing TS about it, but it is my favorite, and Erin has connections to this part of the world too.
When I went to Arkansas I saw a saw out saw any saw I ever saw saw saw. So if you see a saw saw that can out saw the saw I saw saw in Arkansas, I want to see the saw you saw saw saw.
The saw I saw saw in Arkansas was a seesaw saw. It didn't saw like a seesaw, it only sawed seesaws. I never saw why a saw could saw only seesaws, but the seesaw saw I saw saw sawed only seesaws.
If you go to Arkansas to see the seesaw saw saw seesaws, you won't see it out saw other saws in Arkansas, because the last I saw of the seesaw saw that could out saw all other saws it was going to Kansas.
Joy,
Jan
A Piper's Peter
Peter Piper picked a pair of purple panties
A pair of panties, plum, poor Peter Piper plucked.
Petey’s purple panties, when pulled upon his prick
Pinned his prepuced pecker: permanently pleased.
Jamie
Okay, It has no tg content but it is cute!
Leigh Richards
A skunk sat on a stump
The stump said the skunk stunk
The skunk said the stump stunk.
OR:
I'm not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker's son
But I'll pluck figs till the fig pluckers come.
Oooooh! A bit risque but funny!
Enjoy
Leigh
Leigh Richards
On being plucky...
The version I heard was taught to me by a British friend as a "drinking game" in which if you make a mistake, you must drink a shot
I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant plucker's son
And I'm only plucking pheasant
'Til the pheasant plucking's done!
Heh
t.g. twung twyster
While this is more than a bit risque,
I believe it might fit the bill
(or sam, or harry):
Twyla Twist took her tight new twat out for a test tryst.
And remember...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0