Drabble Theatre: Foiled Robbery

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The plan was brilliant — the three of them would dress up as hot chicks to rob the bank, so no one would have seen their faces. Plus, when they got to the boat, they’d ditch the disguises and no one would ever connect them to the three bimbos.

Unfortunately, Lefty had grown too attached to his “Roxanne” persona and just ducked behind the hydrofoil’s gunwale instead of stripping off his big blonde wig, stiletto heels and huge silicone casabas.

Bruno gave him the bad news. “Chuck that stuff overboard. We’ll never outrun the police boats if we don’t reduce drag.”

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kristina l s's picture

... grooaan. Can anyone go lower? Cough, snort, cough... Nautical physics...

Kristina

bad

And John and I get accused of bad puns? This is, this is .....argh! :)
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