We Will Gloo you!

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We Will Gloo You

My response to the Glood Challenge :)

Written by Nuuan

With all the parodies of songs done for this writing challenge I thought I would add my own to the crazy mix. And of course what singer or group could be better to do this with than Freddy Mercury and Queen. Of course this is to the tune We Will Rock you

~o~O~o~
Buddy you're a boy make a big noise
Playin' in the street gonna be a girl some day
You got gloo on yo' face
You big disgrace
Pickin' out panties all covered with lace

Singin'
We will we will Gloo you
We will we will Gloo you

Buddy you're a young man gay man
Shouting in the street gonna look like a woman some day
You got Gloo on yo' face
You big disgrace
Limp wristed manner all over the place

We will we will Gloo you
Sing it
We will we will Gloo you

Buddy looks like a pretty girl poor girl
Pleadin' with your eyes gonna make
You some peace some day
You got Gloo on your face
Big disgrace
Somebody lost the remover so everythin’ stuck in its place

We will we will Gloo you
Sing it
We will we will Gloo you
Everybody
We will we will Gloo you
We will we will Gloo you

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Yikes!

erin's picture

People keep using these earworm tunes! LOL.

Hugs,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Hey!

At least I used Freddy Mercury and not Freddy Fender!

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Hmmm....

Freddy Fender does have a few songs that could be fitting like....

"You'll lose a good thing"

or

"Vaya Con Dios"

"Crying Time"

and of course

"Wasted Days and wasted nights"

LOL

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

It's ironic and funny, until

It's ironic and funny, until you start singing off-tune in front of people... Darn you Nuuan!!!!

I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime

Everybody Sing it!!!

We will we will gloo you!

We will we will gloo you!

Okay Dammit, now you got it stuck in my head too!

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

At least nobody did HEY GLOOD

laika's picture

Hey Glood, don't be afraid
take your sad schlong
and tuck it in there
Remember
To apply a whole bunch of GLOO
And when you're through
You'll be much femm'er

And no I am NOT finishing that to post!
I could, anybody from our talent pool here could...

But doing Queen was pretty much a necessity in this mad group obsession we've all fallen into...
Good one, Nuuan!
~veronica

I should have realized how easy this was

Over the years I've been known to pick up my guitar and really piss my kids off by making up my own words to songs they like

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

I thought butchering songs

I thought butchering songs was a requirement of being a parent ;)

I'm told STFU more times in a day than most people get told in a lifetime

That would mean

I must be a great parent!...LOL

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Hey glood?

Hey, Glood, don't be afraid
Stick a big shlong upon your nose
Remember to get gloo on your skin
Then you can begin
To do it better

We are the Champions

Oh yeah that could be a fun one too!

I've used all my gloo
Time’s come to an end
I've waited too long
To remove the prosthetics
And now there’s no end!

I'm a boy with boobs
And a padded caboose....

Okay I'll stop now

LOL

We the willing, led by the unsure. Have been doing so much with so little for so long,
We are now qualified to do anything with nothing.

Grown

Whats next, puns?

Ear glooworm?

Couldn't resist. Sorry!

Bru