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Glood
(c)2018 Tori Jones
(c)2018 Tori Jones
Stuck to you,
Stuck on you?
Glood!
Stuck to the wall?
Stuck on the ceiling!
Stuck!
Glood!
Add a boob?
Get glood!
Add a penis?
It won’t get hard,
But you can stand to take a leak…
Glood!
Yes glood!
Just beware,
What you thought was temporary?
Don’t sleep with it on!
Don’t touch your hand to it,
Then touch your junk!
Don’t touch your hand to it,
And touch your lover,
Never touch your hand to it and touch your enemy!
Glood!
Wonderful stuff,
Where it came from we don’t know,
But getting it off after too long?
What a pain!
Make that vaginal gaff permanent!
Just a little glood,
Yes, just a little glood….
Comments
This should be their commercial...
with laughably cheap production values, but there's something a bit sinister about it; and about this jingle with a melody so simple and repetative it gets stuck in people's heads for days. It would only play on small unaffiliated broadcast channels, and only air in the wee hours of the morning, leaving drunks and insomniacs perplexed...
~hugs, Veronica
And remember...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifLqzLEB3E0
I never considered
This to quite have the correct meter for a jingle. Then again, this is a different forum, and a different verse than I usually share at.
Lol
A jingle!
Hugs,
Erin
= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.
Thank you
I didn't quite think it had close enough meter to be a good jingle, nor is it quite lyrical enough. Then again I'm not a lyric poet. All my verse is blank verse, for the most part.