Sarcasm: Becomes Her

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Sarcasm: Becomes Her

Just a little piece of fluff I thought of as I watched a kid pull off his wetsuit

Evan Sky had not been to busy to get his haircut for about four months. So today he had started out with a morning of surfing before heading to the barber. He peeled off the green XSPAN Wetsuit Jacket and pulled on a dark green tank over his green speedo. It only stung a little as it pulled off the little hair that had sprouted since he last wore it. Made the short drive to the strip mall where his favorite barber at 'Great Sports' used to be. He had just been paid for delivery of new software package. So Evan was planning on getting the works done, looking forward to having his hair off his collar again. Evan did not notice that the 'Great Sports' had moved, In it's place was Gray's Spa.

Evan walked in and signed in like usual, 'SKY,E The Works'. “Skye, My name's Mysty, and I will be your guide.” Evan just looked up into her deep blue eyes.

Mysty Towered over him {Great another Blonde Amazon in heels.} she seemed to be almost a foot taller than his five feet five inches. Did not see his regular barber and was feeling the effects of to many sleepless nights, so he followed her in.

She led Evan to a chair in the back, sat him in front of the sink. “So what are you looking for today?” with a big smile and bent closer showing a lot of cleavage.

Evan had seen his copper hair in the tight ringlets that always happened when it air dried by itself, it was down past his shoulders. He was a bit disgusted as it made him look so feminine “Well usually use a number two guide and a scissor cut on top.” He offered, Evan was about to say how much he was looking forward to the message.

“You really don't want to cut all you wonderful hair off Do you Miss Skye? Mysty asked. “Such beautiful color and such a nice curl too.”

Evan was tired of being called Miss, and was embarrassed by his hair, Sarcastically said, “You have me figured out, I want thirty six inch extensions and a more bright copper highlights, the Works like I signed up for Mysty. After all I have to look my best for a formal occasion tonight. Oh I left my clothes in my jeep. Can someone get them?” Then Evan leaned back in the chair to get his hair washed. Of course he was a tad upset and when he is upset his vocal range slides higher.

Mysty was so happy, “Well we will provide you with designer Formal wear. From the Skin out including accessories.” She pushed Evan back in the chair lowering his head to the sink. Between the scalp message, shampoo, and facial massage Evan was soon in dreamland.

Mysty and her staff, went to work on Miss Skye, doing a massage on her extremities as Mysty washed her hair again then conditioned finally wrapping her hair in a towel as the avocado mask was applied. The sat Miss Skye up slowly, and walked her slowly to Mysty's styling station. After setting Miss Skye in the chair she motioned the others to the side, “I do not see a hair on her body, and she must feel a little embarrassed about her lack of breasts. Get out what ever we have that will fit on a twenty eight inch chest. Miss Skye is thin but we might be able to get her waist down to 22 with out too much trouble that will make her hips seem a bit more generous. So Get too it girls and Krys I want her pedicure to be really nice, Miss Skye has a few scrapes that need special treatment. Almost like she was shackled somewhere, so lets make her feel really good about herself.”

Mysty went back to Miss Skye and started weaving the extensions in, they were longer than Miss Skye had asked for but they matched her color and curl. “Krys when you Do her fingernails give her some glamorous claws poor thing has been mistreated, looks like several were broken off. They had been just not from how Mysty thought. It had been a rather nasty wipe-out, Evan had grabbed for his board only jabbed his fingers into it and torn off his nails to the quick on his left hand.

Sandi came from the back room, “We have large breast forms extra large that might fit. The others that we have are XX and XXX but they would look ridiculous on Miss Skye. I called our supplier and they said they'd try to get a pair small or medium over too us soon.”

“Skye sweetie, are the large okay with you.” Asked Mysty as she gently shook Evan.

Evan was feeling so nice the pedicure and Manicure just a continuation of the message he had gotten, ”Sure large, mmmm extra large whatever... “ and he drifted back to dreamland.

Mysty thought well she sounded as if she liked the idea of extra large, “Sounded like Miss Skye wants the extra large lets go with them. Do we have a nice gown in green or do we need to contact Jenny Woo? Think the Hudson style would look best on her."

An hour later.....

“Thank you Jenny, knew we could count on you the Jimmy Choo slingbacks are to die for, and the Rebel Cross Clutch is perfect.” Miss Skye had been out of it through most of the makeover, the extra large breast forms just barely fit on her chest.

The Biggest surprise had been when Mysty took Miss Skye's speedo off. I had know Idea that Miss Skye was hiding an eight inch tool. But with the gaff and thong that kept it under control, Okay time to wake sleeping Beauty up. Gently she shook Miss Skye, “Miss Skye time to wake up and see the Beautiful new you.”

Evan opened his eyes, he saw a stunning redhead sitting in front of him with Mysty standing over her shoulder, “Oh Hi Mysty, who's your friend....” He stopped speaking when he noticed her lips moved as he was speaking he looked down. The cleavage he saw was too much, “What did you doooo?”

“I am so sorry miss Skye, we had already applied the Hair extensions, Breast forms, fingernails and makeup. Then in the back I was exchanging your swimsuit for underwear to go under your dress, when I found out that you were male. I had hoped that once you saw how beautiful you were that you might consider taking me as your plus one tonight, then I would undo all of this as soon as you wish. There is no charge for any services provided and we will undo this at the time that you request it.”

“MISS Skye, I guess I actually am at the moment. It's so infuriating yet hilarious. You would go out with me dressed like this? Too funny takes me dressed as a woman to get a date.”

“Well I would go out with Miss Skye no matter how she or he is dressed, as long as you are well dressed.” Answered Mysty.

Evan took another look at the woman in the mirror, Beautiful jade necklace and earrings, long copper hair in tight ringlets disappearing past her bare shoulders. Face made up for a formal night out, tops of a large set of breasts wrapped in a jade green lace dress. Evan slid forward and stood up. The dress stopped at mid thigh, green tinted stockings on her legs. Evan wobbled a little as he stood in the twelve centimeter heels, also in Jade. “Um wow, I uh....”

Mysty leaned down and Kissed Evan. They swooned into each other, their arms wrapped tightly around the other not wanting to stop.

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That it might

Thank you So much. I thought about going farther, but felt it was enough, I probably left out some info that I had in mind, like the fact his wetsuit he bought from the girl next door

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

Oh my! :)

Miss Skye sure does know how to get a date for the evening.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Probably would have

had quite a choice of suitors. Giggles

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

Hi Mysty, who's your friend?

Why it's Miss Skye of coarse, doesn't she look lovely! As Evan stares at the mirror in total disblief! Gee, I wonder if the event was something like "Man of the year awards". ( LOL). Cute one Desi! (Hugs) Taarpa

It was celabration

of the successful installation and IPO for the company he had finished the Job for. I have been invited to a few of these they can be fun. I have had the pleasure of being escorted by a tall busty blonde as well, though Jasmine is the one with something special like Miss Skye.

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

not bad

if you add more, i'd read it. are you ever going to do more Rae Summers?
thanks for the story

Ah yes Rae Summers

I had a few lines I wrote on that, something that seems to be working through the broken buildings. as to any more of this one never knows, as I have seen from the really excellent authors, Like Douglas Adams, or Ang. My main goal right now is making sure my family Recovers and stays together loving and Happy. So whats to come is hard to say other than I have a quartet in my future, thats going to be formost in my mind.

So thank you and I share Love and Light with you.

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

Light and frothy

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with a happy outcome - what more could anyone ask?

Angharad

I think it is

something we all strive for the Happy Ending. Love and happiness evermore.

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

i loved it it has lots of

i loved it it has lots of potental if you want to take it further thanks so much i enjoyed reading it

Hmm More?

One never knows, I suppose it could happen but at the moment I am just going with the flow of the Muse, as being pregnant with quads, is more than enough stress. If you have input on it pm them too me and we can collaborate.

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

Short sweet and funny

* * * * POSSIBLE PLOT SPOILERS * * * *

Accidental feminization yet the person does not auto-magically become a woman AND he gets the girl plus an apology!

Title is a nice play on words on Death Becomes Her.

Good to see you post again . And we had a Rea Summers today as well.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

Well it was all

a Miss-understanding

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree

Thank You, thank you, thank you!

Just the Proper, Happy PICK me UP, on a hot Sunday afternoon.

Was giggling so hard, I almost slid off the chair.

Sarcasm has always been a tool I use, to arm myself.

Love,

Olivea in SUGARTown

Thanks from this

one it was fun to write.

Goddess Bless you

Love Desiree