Drabble Theatre: Side Effects

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Inspired by a real side-effects warning I read. Another drabble.

Side Effects

By Jamie Lou

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“Yes, Tom, how can I help you?” my doctor answered the phone.

“Um, you know that new med?”

“Yes.”

“I saw a man in the mall today. I couldn’t take my eyes off his crotch. He was sexy. Made me horny. I was jealous of his girlfriend.”

“And the dresses! I was attracted to them. I wanted to try them. What really scared me was Victoria’s Secret. I wanted that silky material against my skin.”

“I’ve never been attracted to men or crossdressing before and the side effect warning says ‘Notify your doctor immediately of any changes in sexual interest’…”

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Nice!

For those of us who have to take the @#**#@ things that have such unpleasant side effects this was funny! Cure worse than the disease.
Hugs!
grover

One Hand Washes the Other

You’ve ignored the labels and your doctor’s advice. Given the changes you’ve noted your wife suggested some time out of the country. The two of you are bathed in northern Italian sunlight as you soak in your outdoor side-by-side tubs.

A local charmer sparkles in your glass as you craft a verbal wish for her happiness.

“John, you sweet dear,” she laughs ruefully. “No woman alive can be truly content if his husband’s breasts are as big as hers. Perhaps we should take a trip to Charing Cross Hospital as long as we’re in Europe.”

You smile for a change.

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Wow, they have a pill to create TG males now, eh?

Hope Eternal Reigns's picture

The scary part is that if they have a pill to induce TG behavior, how long will it be before they have a medication to stop it?

I don't know about anyone else but I have come to accept who I am. I would NOT like to become something else. On top of which, what would the 'side effects' of some 'anti-TG' drug be?

Very imainative story Jamie, thank you.

with love,

Hope

with love,

Hope

Once in a while I bare my soul, more often my soles bear me.