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By Stanman63
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Synopsis: When a transporter accident places Captain Kirk into a female version of his body, the Enterprise will never be the same.

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Captain's Log: STARDATE: 7884.1 The Enterprise has been sent to Gamma Alpha Four to examine a possible new application of transporter technology in the replication of body parts to replace lost limbs and organs. According to Doctor McCoy, the main obstacle is that the replacements must be in a sterile environment and the rejection rate is high.

Kirk, Spock, Scotty, and McCoy were in the Main Control Room watching as the transporter pad created a female double of Captain Kirk wearing the traditional gold female uniform. To their amazement, the clone smiled as it as lead away by one of the crewmen.

"Directer Jolar, why did you create a female clone of me?"

"Because she is the exact duplicate that I need for my mates body."

"Where do you get the idea of creating Life?"

"To replace the body of my beloved who is now happy in her new body."

"Please explain, Director."

"Spock, my Beloved is a virtual twin of Captain Kirk, except that she was a woman born in a male body. She died before she could have the surgery to correct her body. But I was able to transfer her consciousness into an old M-5 unit until Captain Kirk arrived so that I could use his body as a template for her new body."

"Laddie, Ya mean ta tell me that tha' M-5 computer is here?"

"Yes, Mister Scott. after repairing it, it became an excellent means of storing biological data as Daystrom intended."

"What are your plans now?"

"Why simple, Captain. You will forget what happened."
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Captain's Log: STARDATE: 7884.9 Gamma Alpha Four has received new funding to continue the research into body part replication. Doctor McCoy was most impressed with the developments and has returned with new equipment that can preserve damaged limbs, allowing for repair.
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is it sad that

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that when I read this, for the Kirk parts, I did that pause thing that all comedians do for him. I liked it. Nice and short, plus I was a huge Star Trek fan when I was younger, this was fun

I have to say, Stanman.

I think that this is your best ever.

I thought it was neat, and although still far too short to really
flesh out the idea, that seems to work well enough here.

I don't get the title, though, probably because I'm a little tired,
or a little more dumb.

Lots of Star Trek Episodes had this potential. In Mirror Mirror,
instead of finding that your counterpart in the other universe had
a beard, what if she were a... 'OH may God!' Lt. Marlena Moreau
would be a very beautiful choice, I think.

Anyway, good one Stanman.

Sarah Lynn

PS. In the episode "All our Yesterdays.", when the librarian had to
'prepare' the people who went into the past.. well that one was an
interesting thought.

hey I think that was the plot for one of the episodes.

i think that was the plot for one of the real episodes of the Star Trek original series in the 60s. Kirks Kirk's consciousness becomes trapped in the body of a woman well not exactly the plot. but its interesting. TOS had some really crazy episodes. I liked this story you shouold make it longer

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Got the idea from the episode Turnabout Intruder where Janice Lester switched bodies with Kirk.I wondered what she did with them in the brig.

    Stanman
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    Stanman
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well

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if she was in Kirk's body, she slept with them.

I still remember the movie Star Trek 6: The undiscovered country. There is a part in the prison camp where Kirk kisses that Ailen woman and Bones asks him "What IS it with you, anyway?"