Easy As Falling Off A Bike pt 1237.

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The Daily Dormouse.
(aka Bike)
Part 1237
by Angharad

Copyright © 2011 Angharad
All Rights Reserved.
  
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Mention of ice cream mobilised the troops and we trotted into the house where they all had a small dish of ice cream. Despite his grumbles, Danny was actually pleased with his new school clothes and although he lived in a house full of women, he was actually quite content with his lot and certainly wouldn’t have wanted to go back to the children’s home.

I got on with organising tea when it suddenly got very dark and within moments was sheeting down with rain, followed a little while later with celestial fireworks as the sky crashed and flashed with a full blown thunderstorm–which hadn’t been forecast.

Livvie and Meems felt unsure about it and went off to hide in the cupboard under the stairs while Danny, Billie and Trish went to the window to watch it more closely. I wondered if this was the manifestation of some deep sex linked fear, though Jenny wasn’t at all worried and watched with the kids.

I wasn’t frightened but I was concerned in case the house was hit. However, I left my kitchen duties and went to see where the two girls were and sat with them. “What’re you doing in here in the dark?” I asked them in as jovial away as possible, “Playing hide and seek?”

“We don’t wike fa fundah an’ wightnin’, Mummy.”

“What don’t you like about it?”

“Fa bangs ‘n’ fwashes, it’s fwightenin’.”

“I see, but that’s no more frightening than a firework display, is it?”

“I doan wanna get stwiked by it.”

“How likely do you think it is that that will happen?” I asked trying to bring a modicum of logic to the proceedings.

“What d’ya mean, Mummy?” asked Meems.

“Do you honestly believe you will be hit by lightning?”

“I dunno, not takin’ any chances.”

“What about you, Livvie, do you think you could be hurt by it?”

“Maybe–but not in here.”

“How d’you know that–did the spiders tell you?”

“What spiders?” she asked.

“The ones in here.”

“Ugh, doan’ like spiders,” she squealed and ran out of the cupboard followed by Mima who wasn’t sure what she was squealing at or running from.

When I went to find them, they were hiding under a coat in my wardrobe. I didn’t bother to explain they were probably at greater risk being higher up in the house than they were before.

The thunder storm didn’t last that long although the torrential rain and poor light did for quite a bit longer. I was minded of my first encounter with Stella during such a storm. Perhaps that was why I had something of an affection for thunder storms–one changed my life, somewhat dramatically. I decided I might relate parts of the story to the two girls in the hope they might feel differently about such storms.

I sat on the floor of my bedroom with the wardrobe door open. “Do you know it might be because of a thunderstorm that we’re all in this house today?”

“Don’t be silly, Mummy,” said Livvie.

“I’m not it’s true, would you like me to tell you how?”

“Yes please, Mummy.”

“Come out and sit with me, the storm has gone over now anyway.” Reluctantly they came out and carefully sat cross legged on the carpet with me. Once they were settled, I began my narration.

“Three or four years ago, I was out on my bike for a training ride. I hadn’t checked the weather forecast but as it was a warm and sunny afternoon, I went off for my ride. I’d done about twenty miles, so I’d been out an hour or so when I became aware that it was feeling very humid and the sky was darkening. I was ten miles from home and tried to get there as quickly as I could, plus I had a headache starting, which I sometimes get in thunderstorms.

“I was belting down this country lane when the rain started, and it was huge blobs of water which hurt when they hit you and went straight through my clothes–I was only wearing a cycling shirt and shorts.

“In moments I was wringing wet, in fact my feet and shorts were squelching with each pedal stroke I made.” The two girls chuckled at this. “The road also disappeared and became like a shallow torrent of water.”

“There was nowhere to shelter and standing under a tree can be very dangerous, and I was concerned that a driver might not see me in such rain–it was coming down in stair rods.”

“Woss staiwwods, Mummy?”

“Stair rods are the metal rods across the stairs which hold the carpet in place. When it’s raining stair rods, it means it’s coming down so heavily, you can almost imagine the drops of rain look like stair rods. It’s what we call a metaphor because it doesn’t really happen, but it feels like it could.

“Anyway, I was worried that drivers might not see me because of the rain, the spray and the sudden darkness, and I didn’t have any lights on the bike because I didn’t think I’d need them in daytime.

“My worries became reality, when I suddenly found myself sailing through the air minus my bike, landing in a hedgerow and having the bike bounce along beside me and into a ditch.”

“What happened, Mummy, did you hit the kerb?”

“I could have done couldn’t I?” Livvie nodded. “But no, I was struck from behind by Auntie Stella’s car. She didn’t see me and knocked me flying.”

“Was you hurted?” asked Meems.

“I was severely scratched and my clothes were shredded and my back wheel was badly damaged.”

“Did she stop?” asked Livvie.

“She did, and asked me what I was doing riding without lights. I was so shaken I can’t remember what I said back, but she helped me get my bike into her car and then I got in and she took me home.”

“What, here?” asked Livvie now captivated by my story.

“No, to their cottage. I had a bath to warm me up–the shock and the wet meant I got very cold. Of course I couldn’t put my cycling clothes on again, so I had to borrow some of Auntie Stella’s. Then she trimmed my hair for me and loaned me some makeup and when Daddy came home a little later, she introduced us and he asked me out.”

“Did you fall in love?” asked Livvie, who’d obviously been reading the wrong sort of books.

“Not quite, I actually fell on top of him.”

“You fell on top of him?” she laughed and so did Mima.

“Yes, I was wearing some high heeled boots, which I wasn’t used to–they were loaned to me by Auntie Stella, and I caught the heel in my skirt or the carpet and fell over knocking him over too. I landed on top of him.”

“What did he say, Mummy?”

“He laughed and told me I was the first girl who’d fallen for him.”

“That is so funny, Mummy.”

“It’s true. I was living in a pokey bedsit with a load of spotty yoofs sharing the building, and they didn’t like me so they used to bang on my door at night and things like that.”

“Howwibew boys,” suggested Mima.

“Then one day Gramps suggested I might like to stay here, a while later Daddy came as well and so did Auntie Stella. So you see, if the thunderstorm hadn’t happened, none of us might be here today, nor might we be a family either.”

“So it was a nice thunderstorm?” clarified Livvie.

“Absolutely.”

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A nice thunderstorm

Thank you for this bedtime story!

M

Martina

It's strange

How writers often use thunderstorms as settings and backdrops to significant events.
This looks and sounds like the start of something new.

Looking forward to the next few ephisodes. Wonder if a certain stupid motor-cyclist gets into trouble during the storm.

Still lovin' it Angie.

Love and hugs.

Bev.

Growing old disgracefully.

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I've said before

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that the original idea for the story came from a real life experience of riding in a thunderstorm and I got absolutely soaked - took my shoes days to dry out. I've ridden in several since and each time got half drowned, but there is a real concern that one might not be visible to half blind motorists, who can't see us in good weather.

Angharad

Angharad

Are we going to Scottland someday?

I would so love for Cathy to get to wear a big gown and be carried away by Si. :)

This cold weather has my romanticisim rash going. :)

Khadijah

story time

Is that really how it happened? Seems like there has been a lot more for some reason. ;)

See for yourself...

Possibly because Livvie and Meems are (a) young and (b) genetic girls, Cathy deliberately omitted some details - such as her chest being bound at the time as she was hiding her status. It took until episode 6 for names to be revealed, Simon appears in 7, and Cathy falls for him (aided by a glass of red wine) in 8. It takes until chapter 27 for her to return to her bedsit, and bumps into Tom in the next couple of chapters, where she's encouraged to dress full time. Oh, and in Chapter 29, our esteemed author comments "I can't believe I'm still writing this!" Bet she never thought she'd be writing another 1,208+!
Her first Merc A Class is delivered in 66, Stat Dec is 84, bike stolen in 92, the poison pen letters start in 93, she reveals her secret in 100 and he reveals his in 101, her bike's recovered in 106, Simon's shot in 109, she completes her Masters in 111, Simon asks Cathy to move in during 119, she ends up at Marguerite's church in 128 and discusses marriage, she moves in in 131 and finally accepts Simon's proposal in 137. The climax to the poison pen saga is in 146, while Spike's acting debut is in 160. Oh, and her SRS is in 235. For more info, either re-read the episodes (could take you a while) or browse the summaries (which is how I compiled this list in about 10 minutes - accessible from the link below).

 

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

Funny how this serial story has

gotten to the point where there is an archivist, a historian...

It's become a culture all it's own.

Yep

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There'll be PhDs in social history or literature(how not to write) any time now.

Angharad :)

Angharad

Thunderstorms

Cathy tells a lovely story, and I'm sure that Livvie and Meems will have a different opinion of thunderstorms as a result.

As for the speeding motorcycle mentioned in yesterday's Bikesode, I wonder whether that was the proverbial red herring, or if there'll be more.

Thanks A+B+I (you can't beat ice cream): I thought this was a lovely slice of life, complete with educational bits (metaphors).

Piscean Stuff


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Bike pt 1237

Great way to spend time with her daughters.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

i think

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Ang has kippered us all several times already!

The best time to ride is right after a thunderstorm - so much oxygen about and everything is so fresh!

 
 

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Madeline Anafrid Bell

My Nan

used to tell me when i was very young that thunder was when two clouds collided....She was telling fibs.... Wasn't she?

Kirri

Mine used to say

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it was the angels playing skittles or moving furniture. That's more frightening than the bang caused by electrical discharges superheating air, thunder as such doesn't exist, it's just the bang caused by lightning. Very good article in Wiki.

Angharad

Angharad

Ahhh yes, 'Twas "a dark and

Ahhh yes, 'Twas "a dark and stormy night"........ LOL

CaroL

CaroL

Thunder

Remember the giant spark discharge at the Science Museum?

Cathy's little narrative to

Cathy's little narrative to the girls was just right for their ages to understand. Amazing how many adventures since then our intrepid heroine has had.

Cats and Dogs...

Over here, I'm used to hearing that the rain is coming down like Cats and Dogs or in buckets. I do recall explaining why we said cats and dogs to our daughters too. When we explained that the noise sounded a bit like a bunch of dogs chasing the cats, whichever daughter I was talking to howled in laughter. The other one was convinced it was someone up in the clouds bowling - that made the noise. Neither one were really thrilled by the lightning - at preschool ages. Strange thing - they liked it better when we were out in a car in the thunderstorm (I wasn't so thrilled. Oh, I know it's actually safer there - from the lightning, anyway. But, not being able to see the road...)

Nice episode. Thanks. It brought back memories of my daughter's childhood.

Anne

Raining cats & dogs

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apparently relates to times when people shared their homes with various domestic animals, and dogs and cats slept under the eaves of thatched roofs, so when it rained very heavily, the cats and dogs would be washed out of the roof, hence raining cats and dogs.

The threshold was a strip of wood which help stop the threshings coming into the house, when they threshed corn.

Angharad

Angharad

I was out one time

when it was raining cats and dogs! Not a good experience, especially when you step in a poodle!

Don't let someone else talk you out of your dreams. How can we have dreams come true, if we have no dreams?

Katrina Gayle "Stormy" Storm

That was...

That was punishing! I assume you mean a full sized poodle and not a toy poodle... Or was that puddle left by the poodle...

Ouch.

Annette

I can see the girls outside

in a lightning storm asking it, "Are you a good storm or a bad storm?"

Is that Welsh Mimes is

Is that Welsh Mimes is speaking?
Very nice repeat of 1200 chapters for those who just came in. Does Cathy still have those red boots ?

Karen