Do you ever have that feeling?

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"Do you ever have that feeling someone is looking

over your shoulder, watching everything you do?"

"Yes?"

"Then you're sick in the head and you'd best see the doc!"

"Just joking but you must admit it's funny because who are you saying 'Yes' to?"

"Sometimes it might be an illness but more often than you can imagine it is me - well either me or my twin sister Nora. The two of us have nothing to do than look in on peoples lives because we're what you might call discorporate spirits. We both had bodies ages ago which is why I'm a boy and she's a girl. You wouldn't believe how frustrating it is when you can't do anything for yourself any more and even when I'm on someone's shoulder I can't make them do things right."

"Take the other day, This woman was trying to park her car but could she do it? No way! The useless woman started from totally the wrong place then just as I'm expecting her to turn and correct it she hits the brakes and starts going forward again. I mean what's she even doing owning a car driving like that? I tell you I was screaming at her ' You stupid bloody woman, you can't do anything right!!!"

Excuse me? Do you really think you were any help shouting like that? I was there as well and saw the whole thing. She was doing perfectly well until you started bullying her and then you just had to shout at her didn't you? You know you reduced the poor woman to tears."

"I'm sorry I never introduced myself. My name is Nora and that other thoughtless idiot you've been talking with is my twin brother Perry" Together we are known as PerryNora.

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Reminds me of a youtube video I watched the other day of one woman try to park. She took many attempts. Then she got out and her friend(female) did it one. It left me shaking my head.....

Big brother is watching

Joanna

Woman operators

That was entertaining, my favourite was the motorcyclist !

Kevin

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This reminds me of my sister-in-law... I've always teased her about her driving, so one day i'm driving her and my brother to wal-mart. You of course know how the parking lanes are slanted towards you on one side and away from you on the other. Well, there was a spot open on the other side slanted away. I turn into the lane, see the spot, and sharply turn to get into the spot. On the very first try i park the car perfectly between the lines and shut off the engine. Both her and my brother are staring at me in awe... i just look at em and say "What?" She goes nuts "OMG how in the hell did you do that?!?!" LoL i just shrug, hell i do it almost everytime i go out it's no big deal to me. I just tell her.. "And i can parallel park too!"

~Your only Limitation is your Imagination~

Right,

I've had that feeling, seen the doc and gone on a fairly new antipsychotic.

Trouble was, it made me crazy hungry all the time and I gained a whole lot of weight. I don't know if taking it for a year changed my brain. I'd rather think that I learned, from the negative reinforcement of have to take that drug, not to have (mild) psychotic symptoms.

And I haven't, for the last 10 years.

Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee

PerryNora

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and we're really out to get you.

The lady must be related to Reginald Molehusband.

"Reach for the sun."