Too good not to share...

How to spell it.

Would the circumstances have changed if it was spelled Potatoe?

RAMI

RAMI

How exactly

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are they going to rectify this problem? :D

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Hmmm,

With a knife and fork?

The horror, picture stuck in head!

Now I have

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mental images of a good bum forking. ;D

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If he was telling the truth

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was it an act of God? If he'd left it there, it would have been curtains for more than his kitchen - he'd have had his chips alright. Then it was Yorkshire...

Angharad

The explanation is that

The explanation is that stupid it might be true :D I imagine him climbing around in the kitchen in the nude and falling on a potato :D But that doesn't explain how it got in that deep :D

Why didn't he just buy some sex toys...

Spud up the bum

If you are hanging curtians you do not have any up right? Was he trying to give his nieghbors a show?
His story sounds a little fantasic. The dry potato hit in just the right spot and went right in, hmmmmm.
I do not know much about inserting things there butt, it just don't sound right.

Shame!

He's a Vicar! He wouldn't lie!

I do feel sorry for him, but this story is just too funny. Humiliation doesn't even begin to cover it.

He is going to be the butt of many a joke.

Recalling a Seinfeld episode...

In which Kramer advises, "If you meet a proctologist at a party, don't walk away.
Plant yourself there because you will hear the funniest stories you've ever heard.
See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. Never. It's
always an accident. Every proctologist story ends in the same way...
It was a million to one shot, doc, million to one."