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Christmas Party - a drabble.

He had spent months planning this, he always did, the works Christmas party fancy dress competition was the highlight of his year, his one exposure of his soul and inner self each year.

He’d lost weight, spent a fortune on the costume and taken a whole day to make the transformation, he looked fabulous, the padding on his hips and chest changing his shape realistically.

No one recognised the retro air hostess as a man–won best female costume–his own personal Olympic gold medal.

On the stage, the announcer said, “Might I present the winner, Mary Christmas, to you.”

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Christmas Party.

GROAN! LOL! :)

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Mary Christmas, Stan

Angharad's picture

You might be the only reader who saw the joke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother.

Angharad

Angharad

Mary Christmas

They tell me that I have an English sense of humour... so I smile or even chuckle at puns like this.

Merry Christmas to all

Zip

Angharad

Just wait. Most are busy with Christmas.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

LOL You might think this is a wind up

... but back in 1991 when we were buying a car for my then partner, our car salesperson's name was Whitney Christmas and I will give you one guess what his mother's name turned out to be.

*hugs* Ang

Kim

Just wondering

what Father Christmas will say when someone at the party want's to marry Mary Christmas...

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M - I am I

Martina

Well,

ALISON

'thank you Angha,and a ' Mary Christmas' to you all from Oz (not the Wizard,you idiot!!)

ALISON

Coffee, Tea Or Me?

joannebarbarella's picture

How retro was she? And a Vary Mary one to you too,

Joanne

The joke

We, in oz are a bit slow but we do get your jokes by the end of the day.

Mary had a little lamb,you know rest.

Hugs Roo XXXX

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ROO

I could rattle your head with puns

but I don't want you to send a hit squad to Cheshire!

I was almost called Mary - after my mother. She was called Mary first (No, Not Mary First... oh, never mind!)

S.

A Stinker

EOM

Karen J.

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Just read it...

...as I've been away until yesterday evening. Mary Christmas indeed :)

Now to tear myself away from catch-up to get my place ready for the relatives to invade tomorrow...

 

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