Stupidnoob

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The little girl with the auburn pigtails moved silently down the passage in the dark tower keep. She was noticably small.

Actually she is full grown its just that she is a gnome. She is dress all in dark leather that is well oiled. Her intent is simple she is hungry and she knows that the mage of this tower has some food. Not that conjured food like her sister makes. Its ok has no taste and you get hungry again after awhile. No real food like fresh sweetened goats milk, or Roasted talibuk. The thoughts of such foods made her almost drool.

Her sister was trying to learn magecraft though not very good at it yet. She was always after her to get a proper profession and apprentice herself to a warlock. She just didn't understand. This gnome prefers to play with knives, they never failed, such as her sisters polymorph spell that failed and turned her into a human male till they got the Lady Proudmore to reverse it. She shudders at the memory of those long hairy arms and they feel of that bald head.

She much preferred her natural shape of a gnome girl. So much more useful, for instance many a time she was passed over as the cause of some mischief because of her cuteness. Other times the enemy had passed over her simply because of her tiny size.

She blamed the Horde for the destruction of Gnomeragon where her parents had died to get her and her sister out. She had it in mind to kill just about any and every Horde she encountered to revenge them. Her sister just didn't understand.

Pppphwarow... The sound of the stealth spell. Now who could be on my turf... A shadow of a form.. a blood-elf ...here.. This could be fun. She loosens her knives in anticipitation of killing. She knows which poisons she put on each blade. That horde rogue is toast!.

She creeps along and spys the wretch going after the same food she was after. You rotten slimy mudsucking murloc that is my dinner! Using the back of a blade she saps the cur. Out of nowhere a flame burst engulfs the blood-elf burning him to a crisp ash. In shock she has dropped her own spell of stealth.

"That lousy blood-elf rogue has been stealing my meals for a week. Its about time I caught him." Out of the darkness a mage drops her invisibility spell revealling the dranny mage.

"I believe I have you to thank for exposing him little girl, you must have followed him into my tower. For that I thank you here have some talibut steak."

She eagerly starts eating into the meal the mage gives her. She does nothing to correct her about who was actually stealing.

As a thank you she leaves behind a few of her toy sheep, ok they are not the best looking sheep missing some wool and the faces are a bit wooden. She leaves the tower whistling as she does. The silverware she salvaged along the way should fetch a good price.

Oh what is this? Some fool locked there door I shall help them and open it.

Fwhooosh Bang.

She turns to see the former mages tower is now a small pile of rubble. She wonders why is it that nobody likes her toys they always blow up thier homes when she leaves them. Gleefully she returns to the now open lock and goes in search of treasure.

You see the name people always seem to call her by is Stupidnoob. She cannot imagine why they do so.

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Oh NO! a WoW story

Totally unexpected. lol

Yes, play WoW also.

Hugs, Fran

Hugs, Fran

*^_^*

Just turned around an av where ally were losing at 412 to 544 when I entered. we won at 243 to 0

Not a WoW fan, at all.

But the story was very skillfully woven, and I found myself in the world anyhow.

Good job, Tels,

Abigail Drew.

Abigail Drew.

welcome

drops a freezing trap infront of Abigail.

Ugg, WoW

WoW is not a real game, Lord of the Rings Online is.

Of course

You have to be right. the 50,000 or so Lotro people who even know the game exists verses the well over a billion wow players Have to be wrong.

*giggles*

The 50k or so LOTRO players AND the well over billion WoW players are all wrong! The only real game out there right now in the MMO sphere is Shards of Dalaya! ;P

OK, seriously now, we're all better than the "mine is bigger than yours" game here, I would think.

I don't particularly care for MMO's anymore, though I understand their lure, I was once a huge MMO addict. Does this make me wrong? No. Neither does it make anyone else wrong to not like any particular game, or any other particular type of game (I generally hate FPS, btw...), or even games in general... Though those people do cause me to question how they keep themselves from going completely bat-crazy.

WoW is just as real a game as LOTRO, as SoD, as Baldur's Gate, as Fable, as... OK? No one is wrong for liking some games and not others.

Abigail Drew.

Abigail Drew.

LOTRO vs WoW

Is in the same spirit as Army vs Marines. We all make fun of each other but we KNOW that we are better than civilians. This means I KNOW that us LotRO players and us WoW players are better than non-gamers... By the way, does anyone know if McDonald's is better than a MoM and Pop burger joint?

Just so you know, I was a Drill Sgt in the Army and my ingrate son joined the damn Marines...damn jarhead...

they are games.

OF course there is always gonna be teasing back and forth between gamers over which game they like.

If however anyone was hurt by my comment that was said in the spirit of fun and jest I do apologize.

Gnome Gnome on the range....

Gnomes, those small garden statues? Or the tiny bobblehead dolls?

BTW let your muse go wild, tels.

Gives me more time to come up with letters to reply to yours in ..." Missing Manhoods"..

It was wacko at the bank today.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

have you seen

Have you seen the amount I have been writing. Its almost non stop. How dare you imply my muses to have more leeway!

Takes off her lace glove and flutters Johns face with it. Ok that is really not the best thing to use for insulting someone back with. Ok Stupidnoob go practice your helping on John. He has lots of locks.

That's one thing I really liked about Stupidnoob.

She had no malice, but no charity either. She was just pure random chaos, doing whatever it was she happened to want to do.

So maybe she'll want to go help John, or maybe she won't...

Abigail Drew.

Abigail Drew.

oh shell help after all its me.

Stupidnoob is me actually. I made the first char named such in wow 6 years ago (i checked at the time) Gnome female rogue I still play her and everytime i do its like roleplaying.

It is ever so satisfying to kill someone with a character with that name. Even more so when its a very cute little gnome.

Oh she is very deadly some 50k kills to her name easily. For the wow players here its under wotlk currently no shadowdance but is a sub rogue.

Some of you may recognize that so before someone asks Yes I am Telsys, also Telsya, Telsy, Telsymage, Telsyd, Tupidlock, Itsme and formerly Gmtels.

I prefer tels.

Ahh... but are gamers better than non gamers?

I don't think so. My mom can't even play anything more complex than electronified card and board games. She's definitely not any less than I am for this.

Anyways... you want some teasing...

LotRO isn't a real game! They stole the game world and lore and everything important from Tolkien! All they did was make some art.

And WoW was designed for one thing and one thing only: the mass market.

Now SoD... They did the opposite of LotRO, making them a real game! They stole the art and engine from EverQuest and made their own world and lore and everything important! And they insist on purity and consistency within the game world, never letting "what the community wants" dictate what gets put in the game. That's a real game!

;)

Abigail Drew.

Abigail Drew.

I tried WOW

I'm not sure about it. might be just a bit too complicated for me. :)

nice story, though

Dorothycolleen, member of Bailey's Angels

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Nice lol. havnt logged into wow in a month or more.

I play online games *rolls eyes* yes I am one of those people :P
Fav puplished authors atm are Patricia Briggs (Mercy Thompson series),Carrie Vaughn (Kitty series), Kim Harrision.

Being a

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Baldur's Gate tomboy, I enjoy a good romp up and down the Sword Coast. The roads aren't paved, but they are Kobold. :)
Unfortunately, the female Gnomes and Dwarves of that land have tremendous bushy beards and don't look any different to the males. :P The Elves are rather sexy though. = ) ...And those female Human warriors are beautiful, and probably well-muscled under their swimsuits. ^_^

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Great short story.

Nice one tels. I played WoW when it first came out for about year then just didn't have the time to devote to it. My kid on the other hand I think his ass has grafted to his gaming chair, and only releases when seeking soda or potato chips.


I wear this crown of thorns
Upon my liar's chair
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot repair

Stupid...

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... like a fox.

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.