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Trans-Thimble Theater
Tonight's Episode: Olive's Oyl


Bluto:

Ah..get away, you seasick turtle, ya. I'm takin' Olive out! (Pow)

Popeye:

Oh, yeah? We'll be seein' abouts that, you landlubbin' son of sea cook! Olive n' me is goin' out, right, Olive? (Bop)

Olive:

No! Stop it this instant. Neither of you is going out with me until we settle this once and for all. We'll have a competition!

Popeye:

Gawsh, Olive? Whaddaymean, compeetishun?

Olive:

I wanna clean-shaven man, and the one who is the smoothest gets to take me to the movies Saturday night. And maybe more?

Popeye:

Well...I guess I gots a head start on yah, yah goon (mumbles incoherently).

Bluto:

You ugly galoot; I got it made. Olive's gonna go with me.

Popeye:

With Me, you overgrown houseplant. I'm takin' Olive.

Olive:

Just wait until Saturday night.

That Saturday....

Bluto:

Well, Olive, ain't ya gonna say somethin' about my face?

Popeye:

I'd like to say somethink about yer face, I would (mumbles incoherently)! Olive. Looks at me...don't I look adoreeble? (eyah eyah eyah eyah eyah)

Olive:

Well, boys, you do look nice and clean shaven, but I've already made my choice.

Popeye:
Bluto:

Huh?

Olive:

[singing] Betty, you cunnin' little Boop-a-dooper;

Betty, you won my heart.

Betty, you knock me for a loop-de-looper;

Betty, each time you start

Betty, it's time that we went steady;

Let's get ready for the wedding.

Betty, perhaps you'll boop-a-boop

a lullaby to a Betty bye and bye.

Wimpy, the Sea Hag and Swee' Pea:

[singing] Made of pen and ink,

She can win you with a wink

Ain't she cute?

Betty Boop:

Boop-boop-boop-ee-doop!

Wimpy, the Sea Hag, and Swee' Pea:

Sweet Betty!

Bluto:

(Expletive deleted)

Popeye:

This isk embarraskink!!!!

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Yer story's picksure looks like th' Lask Supper!

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The mind boggles at the implications...

"Ye'll betray me before the chicken o' the sea crows t'ree times, Blutus Ik-Scariot- Yugg-ugg-ugg-ugg!"

"On the third day I is risen cuz I eats me spinach-"

Uh oh, blasphemy. I'm going to hell for sure now. I better delete this before God sees it!
~~hugs, Veronica

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(And who can blame Olive for picking Betty? I saw the clean-shaven man cartoon.
Neither male suitor came off well in their testosterone-fueled supercompetitiveness,
nuking each other's faces with hot towels and slicing of noses with a straight razor...)

Last supper

Heh. I took one look at the picture and thought:

"OMG! She didn't go and put up a Hentai Last Supper picture to go along with her doggerel?"

Nah - our 'Drea's too innocent for that...

Penny

Wonderful

I bow, O Multi-talented Goddess of the Muse

Joani

Dance, Love, and cook with joy and great abandon

Cross-dressed Popeye

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By a fortuitous coincidence, my friend Hannah showed me a photo of one of her ceramic sculptures: A cross-dressed Popeye. . . Seems like it was going to be in a show in Cincinnati in the near future. . . Or was that Cleveland?

cross dressing Popeye

I remember a cartoon where Popeye was caught bye Olive wearing a dress, and his only response to her "Oh, Popeye!" was "I yam what I yam!"

Dorothycolleen

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Ummmmmm.....

Don't tell me!!! 'The Last Scupper'? Not only adorable but well suited to the day.

Hugs,

Triona

Popeye was a spinoff from Betty Boop originally

so no wonder Olive has the hots for Betty.

Hum, THIS Olive is a serious hottie! And Betty is lookn' better than ever. She always had a great figure, just her head was WAY too big.

Don't feel too bad for da boyz. As sailors Popeye and Bluto know where to pick up girls, assuming they are not practioners of "Don't ask don't tell."...

How does that joke go?

Popeye has a terrible fight with Olive and for the first time in years seeks out a prostitute's services. It has been so long he has no idea of the going rates.

"I'm. Um looking for some femalesk companionships. Mamm? Um, disk is embaraskin. How much dust ye charge a sailor for a ... um, you know?"

"One hundred dollars."

"Well blow me down!"

"Oh, that's another fifty!"

I din;t claim is was a GOOD joke.

I am a very bad boy. Okay, where's the bar soap to wash my mouth out with?

John in Wauwatosa

P.S. FUNNY Drea

John in Wauwatosa

Thank you 'Drea,

ALISON

'but where did those two 'hotties ' come from ? They look like 'Drea and Triona on the town!

ALISON

That Spinach Worked Wonders

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On Olive and Betty. It sure didn't raise bumps on their arms,

Joanne