The World’s Shortest TG Story

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The World’s Shortest TG Story

by Melanie Brown

Copyright © 2005 Melanie Brown

 
When I awoke, I knew something was wrong. I felt lighter and somehow weaker. A strange weight pulled on my chest. I reached up and felt two firm, pouty breasts. I sat bolt upright and felt the two perfect breasts, feeling them tighten as the nipples stood erect.

“Oh my God!” I screamed. “This can’t be happening!” I reached down and discoverer Mr. Happy was gone! I threw the covers off the bed and jumped to my feet, my new breasts bouncing suggestively. Long strands of blonde hair fell across my face and over my naked shoulders.

I ran to the bathroom and turned on the light and gaped into the mirror. “My God! I’m…I’m…Ohhhh, I’m hot!” After tousling my hair a bit and posing, I settled in to a hot bubble bath.

Without hesitation or concern about how they got there, I skillfully applied the cosmetics that were now scattered over my bathroom counter. I then flung open my closet door, revealing dozens of short, sexy dresses and almost as many four inch high heels.

I selected the sexiest and the shortest and hurried to the elevator. As soon as I stepped out onto the street, I called out to the nearest hot guy. “Hey, sweety, would you like to play?”

I spent the rest of the day, having wild hot sex with one guy after another!

God! I love being a woman!
 

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The End

 

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The World’s Shortest TG Story

Is a very funny drabble. HHope she has fun and meets Mister Right.

    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine
    Stanman
May Your Light Forever Shine

Hey...you never know...

Andrea Lena's picture

...She might get lucky and meet Ms. Right, yes?


She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Possa Dio riccamente vi benedica, tutto il mio amore, Andrea

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Frank. . .Shorter

She. . .me!

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Oh! No?

Andrea Lena's picture

Yes! Yes! Yes! Oops...one yes too much!

She was born for all the wrong reasons but grew up for all the right ones.
Possa Dio riccamente vi benedica, tutto il mio amore, Andrea

  

To be alive is to be vulnerable. Madeleine L'Engle
Love, Andrea Lena

Ali, Ali, In Come Free

Me. . .she. . .whee!

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

quite long

...Nah, for a shortest tg story it's quite long :).

Now,

ALISON

'that's what I call a "Quickie"!!

ALISON

I have a shorter one.

Person. Change. Gender.

^_^

Though I can't help but point out ours don't make much sense beyond the simple fact stating.

Faraway

On rights of free advertisement:
Big Closet Top Shelf

Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

Faraway


On rights of free advertisement:
Big Closet Top Shelf

Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

Under 23 characters?

PM: M :(
AM: F :)

That's a story in 17 characters (linebreaks count as a character) - and it succinctly covers both the transformation itself and the protagonist's feelings before and after. OK, so I had to cheat a little by using emoticons...

PM: M
AM: F
Yay!

Remove a character, and you're still doing quite well. It also allows the emoticons to be dumped.

There's a new target for you to try - 15 characters or less :)

 

Bike Resources

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

You're on!

So I'll cheat a little with this. It's a link to gender symbol characters. Unfortunately, I don't have the proper font so...

M? No, F! Yay!

Substitute M and F with proper symbols if you wish... And I say confusion over someone's gender still counts. Try 14 characters now.

Faraway


On rights of free advertisement:
Big Closet Top Shelf

Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

Faraway


On rights of free advertisement:
Big Closet Top Shelf

Where you can fool around like you want to and most you get is some bemused good ribbing!

Symbols?

The alternative gender symbols may not be in some fonts, but I can get away with this, courtesy of Unicode:

M ✗
F ✓
Yay!

Or, just in case you have the symbols installed (I can find them in Arial, Courier New, Times New Roman and Verdana at the very least):

♂ ✗ ⚧ ✓

But then there isn't exactly much storytelling involved in those examples...

Ooh, just spotted these in Character Map...

☼ ♂ ☹
☾ ♀ ☺

Now is that cheating or is that cheating?!

 

Bike Resources

There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't...

As the right side of the brain controls the left side of the body, then only left-handers are in their right mind!

My Entry

Daphne Xu's picture

Girl B Boy.

Was this too short without padding or something? I got an error on the first attempt.

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.

Hey you forgot the rape

Hey you forgot the rape attempt by the creepy person in the club!

Thanks for writing this one... If one writes a story along this lines it has been written about 5000 times.

Beyogi

*giggles*

Hypatia Littlewings's picture

*giggles*

Hilarious.

Diesel Driver's picture

Yep and turned back into a pregnant guy the next morning.

Chris

Indeed

Daphne Xu's picture

That would be bloody hilarious.

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.

Allright. Karen

Allright.

Karen

I read this before.

I think it tops the charts for the number of tropes per thousand words.

A Later Story

Is shorter: "Dreaming in Girl", by M. B. of course.

Hugs and Bright Blessings,
Renee