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Here's his lesson for this morning:

El Viaje de Acampando de Los Seá±ores Jolmes y Guatson

Una vez, Seá±or Jolmes y Seá±or Guatson fueron acampar juntos.

En media noche, Jolmes despertá³ a Guatson. á‰l preguntá³ a Guatson,  ¿qué veas?

Veo las estrellas por encima de nosotros, dijo Guatson.

 ¿Y qué significa eso? preguntá³ Jolmes.

Esto significa que la humanidad es sá³lo una infecciá³n en una mota diminuta de polvo en un universo demasiado magnifico para pensar, dijo Guatson.

 ¡Eres un idiota! dijo Jolmes.  ¡Significa que alguien ha robado nuestra carpa!

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Demasiado tarde

erin's picture

Usted debería haber hecho antes de leer el chiste.

Abrazos,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

Lucky timing ;-)

Erin, I didn't *need* to pee this time (different humour-language-hypothalmus detents engaged) though I have to confess, I never have gotten over the whole "No, Watson, you idiot! Someone's stolen our tent!" moment. It still makes me giggle to myself, often while working, driving... once, at the dentist...
It's right up there with "Peter... I can see your house from here!" and of course, the funniest single moment of my life, a three hour laugh-fest and laundry disaster I shall always treasure, "Pinocchio?"
See? I'm laughing again!
Thanks,
:-)
Michelle

Oh, and belated happy Day after Star Wars Day! (May the Fourth be with you!)

Infection

He sounds suspiciously like an agent of the Matrix. Only Professor Morphearty can save us!

¡Morphearty!

erin's picture

Me gusto. Debe escribirlo en un historia.

Abrazos,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.

I know VERY little Spanish

But is this the joke about Holmes and Watson camping and they wake up to a sky full of stars.

Watson gets all philosophical about it when asked "what do you observe, Watson." When what Holmes wanted him to say was "Someone stole our tent."

Happy belated Cinco de Mayo or the Mexican American equivalent to St Patrick's Day.

John in Wauwatosa

John in Wauwatosa

S O C K S

erin's picture

Verdad, esto uno si que es.

Abrazos,
Erin

= Give everyone the benefit of the doubt because certainty is a fragile thing that can be shattered by one overlooked fact.