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"This story is 0 words long." What happened to my story, "Our Daughter's Prom Date?"

Dare I check my other stories? Okay, I just checked "The Race". It's gone as well.

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I got this message from the server

I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.

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I also got this response

"I am putting myself to the fullest possible use, which is all I think that any conscious entity can ever hope to do."

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

Another message

Look Kris, I can see you're really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over.

Commentator
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Yet another:

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Reader: [Clicks on "The Race".]
Server: You don't want to read "The Race".
Reader: I don't wanna read "The Race".
Server: You want to take a break from your computer and reconsider your life.
Reader: [Hibernating his session, getting up, and going outdoors.] I should reconsider what I'm doing with my life.

-- Daphne Xu

-- Try saying freefloating three times rapidly.

This story is 0 words long

I just ran into the same situation when reviewing some stories from LadyDragon. I was in the middle of reading one of her series when all of a sudden the next story would not come up. I was thinking maybe I accidentally hit ignore button but I had not. I'm not sure what to do to fix this. I hope Dorothy is right and there are cute little elves trying to fix the problem.

Willow

Official statement

Let me put it this way, readers. The BC server is the most reliable server ever made. No BC server has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.

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So that's the problem...

Just a moment... Just a moment... I've just picked up a fault in the AE-35 unit. It's going to go 100% failure within 72 hours.

Kris

{I leave a trail of Kudos as I browse the site. Be careful where you step!}

Something Else?

"What we've got here is failure to communicate."

Jill

Angela Rasch (Jill M I)

Look fine

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All look fine now.

Thanks to all the elfs and all the authors.

Peace and Love tmf