QUILLIAN THE DEMON GIRLY
(to the tune of Lydia the Tattooed Lady)
by Laika Pupkino
.

Oh Quillian! Oh Quillian! Say have you met Quiilian?
That’s Quillian, the demon girly.
A dainty thing, so fair and fine,
Whilst yet invoking Frankenstein
Oh Qullian! Oh Quillian! her change is quotidian
Quillian teen queen of the night-
Her spike studded shoulders are simply a fright
Her hooves quite formidable in any fight
But she has to get home by the dawn's early light
Or she’ll ne’er stop being Quillian

She’s quite a sight to see. You like tails? She has three!
On her head horns instead’a hair
Like some centerfold crossed with Heironymous Bosch
As she runs round in her underwear

La la la ….. La la la
La la la ….. La la la

Oh Qullian! Oh Quillian! Nocturnal chamillion
That’s Quillian, the demon girly.
With strength and courage, smarts and style,
And something feral in her smile
Oh Qullian! Oh Quillian! Remotely reptilian
Quillian teen queen of the night-
She scampers cross rooftops as quick as you please
And flies through the air with the greatest of ease
But’s as apt to exchange blows as droll pleasantries
So you might steer clear of Quillian

When she gets home at dawn a change soon comes upon
This girl born in Hell somewhere
There’s a powerful hex that reverses her sex
To some average young fellow there

La la la ….. La la la
La la la ….. La la la

Oh Quillian! Oh Quillian! When needs be Macha-vellian
That’s Quillian, the demon girly.
Her hellacious story has only begun
So tune in twice weekly for mucho mad fun
Oh Qullian! Oh Quillian! Gorgeously Godzillian
Quillian teen queen of the night-
Her finely formed young derrier
Has a talking eggplant tethered there
So don’t look her up if you’re easily scared-
Anywho, three cheers for Quillian!
.

.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LYDIA THE TATTOOED LADY sung by Groucho hisself:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4zRe_wvJw8&feature=fvst