"Mom, mom!"
"In the kitchen honey."
"Mom! You will never guess what I found!"
"You are right about that. Well?"
"Sara has a boyfriend! And he's older than her too!"
"You worm! What are you- you were reading my diary again weren't you?"
"What? NO! I just, I mean..."
"Oh, look, he's blushing! Wait. I keep that in my... you were in my underwear!"
It escaped before he could stop himself. "I still am."
"What! Mom! You perv!"
"Jeremy Andrew-"
"He's nineteen!"
"Sara Marie-"
"Mom!"
Melanie E.