Trans-Thimble Theater
Tonight's Episode: Olive's Oyl
Bluto:
Ah..get away, you seasick turtle, ya. I'm takin' Olive out! (Pow)
Popeye:
Oh, yeah? We'll be seein' abouts that, you landlubbin' son of sea cook! Olive n' me is goin' out, right, Olive? (Bop)
Olive:
No! Stop it this instant. Neither of you is going out with me until we settle this once and for all. We'll have a competition!
Popeye:
Gawsh, Olive? Whaddaymean, compeetishun?
Olive:
I wanna clean-shaven man, and the one who is the smoothest gets to take me to the movies Saturday night. And maybe more?
Popeye:
Well...I guess I gots a head start on yah, yah goon (mumbles incoherently).
Bluto:
You ugly galoot; I got it made. Olive's gonna go with me.
Popeye:
With Me, you overgrown houseplant. I'm takin' Olive.
Olive:
Just wait until Saturday night.
That Saturday....
Bluto:
Well, Olive, ain't ya gonna say somethin' about my face?
Popeye:
I'd like to say somethink about yer face, I would (mumbles incoherently)! Olive. Looks at me...don't I look adoreeble? (eyah eyah eyah eyah eyah)
Olive:
Well, boys, you do look nice and clean shaven, but I've already made my choice.
Popeye:
Bluto:
Huh?
Olive:
[singing] Betty, you cunnin' little Boop-a-dooper;
Betty, you won my heart.
Betty, you knock me for a loop-de-looper;
Betty, each time you start
Betty, it's time that we went steady;
Let's get ready for the wedding.
Betty, perhaps you'll boop-a-boop
a lullaby to a Betty bye and bye.
Wimpy, the Sea Hag and Swee' Pea:
[singing] Made of pen and ink,
She can win you with a wink
Ain't she cute?
Betty Boop:
Boop-boop-boop-ee-doop!
Wimpy, the Sea Hag, and Swee' Pea:
Sweet Betty!
Bluto:
(Expletive deleted)
Popeye:
This isk embarraskink!!!!