The Best Man
© 2012 by Nom de Plume

The cellphone in my purse rang insistently as I pulled into the parking space outside my apartment. I fished it out and glanced down to see whether I should answer as a man or a woman. It was Jim! “I thought you were on your honeymoon. Had it with married life already?”
“It’s a long story, bro. I’m on my way over.”
“Over from where?”

Reality TV

© 2003 by Nom de Plume

It will be billed as “Fear Factor” meets “The Bachelor”. Out of twenty-four contestants vying for the right to marry Mr. Right, one will secretly be a guy. If “she” survives the elimination rounds and makes it into the finals, when intimacy is to be expected prior to the climactic episode, all bets are off.

Andrea Messenger tossed the pitch sheet onto the tablecloth and poured skim milk into her muesli. Where did Hap come up with these ideas?

Arizona ICE’d TGirl

© 2010 by Nom de Plume

A very short, very sad story based on current events, as told in a letter to my friends:

The continuing missadventures of Cissy, a hapless hedge fund scoundrel unmanned by one of his/her own toxic products…can a bad boy make it as a bad girl? The outrageous sequel to “Grow a Pair!”

Grow a Pair!

© 2010 by Nom de Plume

Pesticide Turns Males Into Females

BERKELEY: Atrazine, one of the world's most widely used pesticides, wreaks havoc with the sex lives of adult male frogs, emasculating three-quarters of them and turning one in 10 into females, according to a new study by University of California, Berkeley biologist Hung Lo.

A Murder Misstery Grounded
© 2008 by Nom de Plume

A Murder Misstery Aloft
© 2008 by Nom de Plume

For those who came in late, Matt McCoy – now Madeline Moreau – is on the run for a crime he did not commit, and a murder which she did….after learning about her secret girlhood, Maddy spreads her wings...and more.

Matt McCoy – now Madeline Moreau – is on the run for a crime he did not commit, and a murder which she did….after returning home to Chicago, Maddy discovers a shocking secret about her past.

A Murder Misstery Returns
© 2008 by Nom de Plume

Murder Misstery Redux
© 2008 by Nom de Plume
For those who came in late, Matt McCoy – now Madeline Moreau – is on the run for a crime he did not commit, and a murder which she did….after faking her death, Maddy is enjoying her life as the mistress of the Parisian doctor who is turning her into a woman.

A return to the salon for boys who should have been girls

My Funny Androgyne