Today I finished writing Short Chapters and the final chapter wasn't very funny:

http://bigclosetr.us/topshelf/fiction/17192/short-chapters-2...

Honestly I was tired and wanted to get it over with... the whole thing was three years from start to finish.

SO...

Would someone else like a crack at it? Write a different ending?

It's fine to be crazy. Just keep it PG.

I had kind of hoped that there would be a showdown with Auralee in the graveyard...

And there must be things in there that I didn't use but could have...

In any case, if you feel like writing an alternative ending, or a better ending, or a goofier ending, or a more outlandish ending, please feel free and send me note to be sure I didn't miss it.