Jaci-Stien: A Jaci and Dottie Story

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Jaci-Stien: A Jaci and Dottie Story

“Ha ha ha! I’ve created the ultimate man! Now, to activate ... Computer! Activate manly man program.”

“Beep. Error, program corrupted.”

“What? Computer, activate manly man program!”

Beep. Error, program corrupted.”

“Computer, perform diagnostics on program.”

“Beep. Program has been corrupted by virus designated ‘girly germs’. Virus was most likely delivered via delivery system designated ‘huggles.’ Beep.”

Little Jaci frowns, and jumps down from her “lab”. Grabbing her ‘creation’, she goes hunting for Dottie.

When she finds Dottie, Jaci says, “Your huggles and girly germs have spoiled my attempt to create the ultimate manly man!”

Dottie looks at the Barbie in Jaci’s hand, and says, “Jaci, I’m not interested in playing Barbies right now.”

Jaci pouts, huffs, and then stomps off in search of Tante so she can tell on Dottie ...

End.

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lol i like it!

this stems from a chat i had with dorothy

"Computer activate manly man program."

Access denied

What the? "Computer activate manly man program."

Access denied

"Computer force activate manly man program."

Error. Access Denied. No subject found!

"Computer subject is right here Activate program!"

Dorothy"Huggles"

Access Denied. Activating Girly girl program..

Nuuuuuuu!!!!!

giggles, that was it!

for some reason, your little routine stuck with me until this came out!

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**Ken stomps off in huff**

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Ken: "I am Not a Girls toy!"
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Sorry couldn't resist, shades of "Toy Story".
*giggles*
I Think Jaci and Dottie's Girly Germs
also include few contagious Silly Germs.
>i< ..:::

silly germs?

giggles, Hypatia.

thanks for the giggle hon.

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OMG! NOOOOO!

Not the TANTE threat! (Watches Dottie run and hide!) lol
You two will never grown up (hopefully). Loving Hugs Popcorn Lady

*trying to catch my breath*

Oh m'gosh! I ain't laughed that much in a long while. This story def hit me inna funny bone. :)